You say (to Floyd), "load lostpig"
Floyd | [load -> lead] Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Outside Floyd | It night time, and Grunk see moon up in sky. There forest to east and Floyd | north. It even darker there, and Grunk hear lots of strange animal. Floyd | West of Grunk, there big field with little stone wall. Farm back to Floyd | south. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz asks (of emily), "Are you playing?"
You paged Jota: Sure, go ahead!
Jota arrives, full of fun and funk.
You say (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | Enter saved game to store:
Not a valid command. Try typing 'help'.
You say (to Floyd), "maybeemily"
Floyd | OK. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "restart"
Floyd | Really start all over? Floyd | That mean yes or no?>
You say (to Floyd), "y"
Floyd | Floyd | Pig lost! Boss say that it Grunk fault. Say Grunk forget about closing Floyd | gate. Maybe boss right. Grunk not remember forgetting, but maybe Grunk Floyd | just forget. Boss say Grunk go find pig, bring it back. Him say, if Floyd | Grunk not bring back pig, not bring back Grunk either. Grunk like Floyd | working at pig farm, so now Grunk need find pig. Floyd | Floyd | Lost Pig Floyd | And Place Under Ground Floyd | Release 1 / Serial number 070917 / Inform v6.30 Library 6/11 S Floyd | (For help, use "HELP".) Floyd | Floyd | Outside Floyd | Grunk think that pig probably go this way. It hard to tell at night Floyd | time, because moon not bright as sun. There forest to east and north. Floyd | It even darker there, and Grunk hear lots of strange animal. West of Floyd | Grunk, there big field with little stone wall. Farm back to south. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | Grunk get quiet. Listen for noise in dark. Floyd | Floyd | Grunk hear noise! It come from some place in bushes, but Grunk not sure Floyd | which way it come from. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x bushes"
Floyd | Many tree and bush and leaf and branch and other plant like that. That Floyd | what forest mean. It dark, too. Pig probably some place in there, but Floyd | Grunk not know which way to go. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "search bushes"
Floyd | Grunk look around in bushes for pig. Floyd | Floyd | When Grunk really quiet, try looking around some more. There, hear Floyd | noise again! It come from northeast. Must be pig, hiding in bushes. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk score go up one.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Yay"
You say (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | If that where pig go, that where Grunk go. It hard to see where Grunk Floyd | going to, because there so much dark and leaves and branches here. Then Floyd | suddenly, there not ground here any more! Floyd | Floyd | Oof! Ow! Umf! Ugh! Floyd | Floyd | Grunk fall down deep hole! Drop torch. Torch go out when Grunk land on Floyd | it, so now it dark, too. Floyd | Floyd | Hole Floyd | Grunk at bottom of deep, dark hole. It even smell like deep, dark hole. Floyd | There some light that come from tunnel to east; that how Grunk see Floyd | where Grunk at. Look like there maybe stairs at west side of hole that Floyd | go up to outside, but them all broken now. There big crack in ground Floyd | near stairs, too. Floyd | Floyd | Grunk see torch (black and sooty) here. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get torch"
Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | torch (black and sooty) Floyd | pants (Grunk wearing them) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x pants"
Floyd | Grunk favorite pants. Them brown. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Bring me my brown pants!"
You say (to Floyd), "x stairs"
Floyd | That where Grunk fall down into hole. Stair go up pretty high. Made of Floyd | rock, but rock all falling apart, so stair not much good for climbing Floyd | anymore. Floyd | Floyd | Look like some person leave little metal thing on step. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x metal thing"
Jacqueline arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Floyd | Look like little metal tube, size of Grunk thumb. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get metal thing"
Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | Grunk not hear anything special. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "call pig"
Floyd | [call -> all] Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "say soooooeeeee"
Floyd | (to Grunk) Floyd | Nobody answer Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims (at Jacq), "Just fell down hole!"
You say (to Floyd), "x"
Floyd | What Grunk look at? Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "look"
Floyd | Floyd | Hole Floyd | Grunk at bottom of deep, dark hole. It even smell like deep, dark hole. Floyd | There some light that come from tunnel to east; that how Grunk see Floyd | where Grunk at. Look like there maybe stairs at west side of hole that Floyd | go up to outside, but them all broken now. There big crack in ground Floyd | near stairs, too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x crack"
Floyd | Crack wide as Grunk fist, at least at top. It dark, so Grunk not see if Floyd | anything there inside or how deep crack go. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "climb stairs"
Floyd | Grunk try climbing up broken stairs, but that too hard when Grunk carry Floyd | stuff too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | tube Floyd | torch (black and sooty) Floyd | pants (Grunk wearing them) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "put tube in pants"
Floyd | Grunk only thing that belong in Grunk pants. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Ha"
You say (to Floyd), "drop all"
Floyd | tube: Dropped. Floyd | torch: Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "climb stairs"
Floyd | Grunk not leave without pig! That what Grunk here for. And broken Floyd | stairs look too hard to climb when Grunk holding pig anyway. Maybe Floyd | there some other way out. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Hey!"
You say (to Floyd), "get all"
Floyd | torch: OK, got it. Floyd | tube: OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow! It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Hey! There pig! It good thing that Grunk fall down same hole as pig. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x pig"
Floyd | Pig pink and chubby. Look tasty. But Grunk meet this pig before, on Floyd | farm. Grunk know that this pig quick. And smart. Floyd | Floyd | Pig look back at Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get pig"
Floyd | Grunk walk right up to pig. Pig walk right away from Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pig, hi"
Floyd | Pig ignore Grunk. Grunk think it do that on purpose. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT NOISE or SHOW PANTS TO Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG or OINK AT Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG. And that just what Grunk think of. There probably lots of other Floyd | thing Grunk can talk about too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Whoops"
You say (to Floyd), "ask pig about noise"
Floyd | Pig grunt and shake head. Then pig sniff ground. And make rude sound at Floyd | Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW PANTS TO PIG or OINK AT PIG. Floyd | And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "mcp"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, forgot what room I was in."
Not a valid command. Try typing 'help'.
You say (to Floyd), "oink at pig"
Floyd | Pig stare at Grunk like Grunk crazy. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW Floyd | PANTS TO PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell pig that he need to come with grunk now because he tomorrow breakfast for rest of camp"
Floyd | [need -> feed] Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pet pig"
Floyd | Pig run away. So Grunk run after pig. Then pig run around behind Grunk Floyd | and around front of Grunk and Grunk get dizzy. What Grunk doing again? Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "spin around"
Floyd | [spin -> spit] Floyd | [around -> round] Floyd | That not make sense after part about spit. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "spit at pig"
Floyd | Ptoo! Pig not like that. Floyd | Floyd | Ptoo! Hey, no fair! Pig spit back at Grunk! Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Ha"
You say (to Floyd), "spit at pig"
Floyd | Ptoo! Pig not like that. Floyd | Floyd | Ptoo! Hey, no fair! Pig spit back at Grunk! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "oink"
Floyd | Pig stare at Grunk like Grunk crazy. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW PANTS TO Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hunh."
You say (to Floyd), "dance"
Floyd | Grunk not good at dancing. Like singing better. Floyd | Floyd | Pig try climbing inside fountain. But pig not good at climbing. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd | La la la! Grunk telling story! Floyd | Floyd | Squeeeeee. Squeeee! Squeeeeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | Pig sing too! Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Ha."
You say (to Floyd), "help pig climb into fountain"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about help. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "I'd forgotten the pig would sing."
Jota says, "(That bug seems to be caused by using conversation verbs without being explicit about whom you're addressing, BTW.)"
Cadiz says (to Jota), "Aha."
Cadiz says (to Jota), "Well, it also hit with 'pig, hi'"
Jota says, "(s/seems/usually seems/)"
You say (to Floyd), "tell story to pig"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell pig story"
Floyd | Pig look at wall and snort. Then it paw at ground and cough. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW Floyd | PANTS TO PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x wall"
Floyd | All wall in this room glow in dark! Except that since wall glowing, Floyd | there no dark for wall to glow in. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch wall"
Floyd | Them feel just like glowing wall. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x fountain"
Floyd | Old stone fountain with big bowl part and other squirty part in middle Floyd | and lots of little bit that stick out all over. Grunk think it meant to Floyd | look pretty. Squirty part not work, though, so there no water in it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x squirty"
Floyd | It bit that water come out of. But there no water. Floyd | Floyd | Pig try climbing inside fountain. But pig not good at climbing. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "enter fountain"
Floyd | But there no water! Playing in fountain only fun when there water in Floyd | fountain. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "hit fountain"
Floyd | BAM! That fun! Not really do much, though. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "hit pig"
Floyd | Grunk think that farmer maybe get mad if Grunk bring back broken pig. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | Pig try climbing inside fountain. But pig not good at climbing. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x curtain"
Floyd | Look like big rug, but it on wall instead of floor, so that make it Floyd | curtain instead. Curtain have big picture of little man on it. Grunk Floyd | think little man maybe called "gnome". Him holding burning torch in Floyd | dark cave. Point at way out of cave. Floyd | Floyd | Pig go southwest. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x pointing"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x gnome"
Floyd | Gnome in picture have round nose and big ear and funny blue suit and Floyd | pointy shoe. Hold torch, too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get curtain"
Floyd | Grunk try pulling curtain down, but it stuck to wall. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "hit curtain"
Floyd | POW! That fun! Not really do much, though. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pull curtain"
Floyd | Grunk try pulling curtain down, but it stuck to wall. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch wall with torch"
Floyd | (torch) Floyd | Grunk rub torch all over glowing wall. Now glowing wall all black and Floyd | sooty too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch fountain with torch"
Floyd | (torch) Floyd | Grunk rub torch all over fountain. Now fountain all black and sooty Floyd | too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch me with torch"
Floyd | (torch) Floyd | But then Grunk get all sooty too! Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "That's slightly odd with the '(torch)' but I've seen I7 do that a fair amount."
Cadiz says, "(pause whilst I print directions somewhere for Sara)"
[7thsea] Miseri asks, "Cadiz...?"
[7thsea] Jota says, "lps is using his secondary account to play Lost Pig on Floyd."
[7thsea] Miseri says, "aha"
Muted channels: (none)
You mute all channels temporarily.
Cadiz says, "OK, let's see."
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "look behind curtain"
Floyd | Grunk push back curtain and peek behind it. Wall back there glow too! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "move curtain"
Floyd | Grunk push back curtain and peek behind it. Wall back there glow too! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "hit wall"
Floyd | Grunk remember last time Grunk try hitting rock. It hurt Grunk more Floyd | than it hurt rock. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | Floyd | Statue Room Floyd | This room have two big picture that face each other. West wall have Floyd | picture on it and and east wall have different picture on it. Grunk Floyd | think both picture really just part of wall, though. South wall have Floyd | doorway in it that lots of light come from and north wall not have Floyd | anything in it at all. Floyd | Floyd | Statue of little man stand here, up on big stone block. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "west picture"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about west. Floyd | Floyd | >
I don't see that here.
You say (to Floyd), "x west wall"
Floyd | Picture have big pile of black powder. Powder all on fire. Picture have Floyd | bucket of water, too. Bucket pouring water onto fire. Grunk guess that Floyd | water for making fire go out. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x east wall"
Floyd | Picture have long purple pole that go from side to side. All around Floyd | pole, there different yellow thing that float in air, like sun and Floyd | banana and pretty flower and lots of other thing too. Under that, there Floyd | picture of pie. Mmm, pie. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | Grunk only see way to go back south from here. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd | Statue look like little man with round nose and big ear and moustache. Floyd | Grunk think funny little man maybe called "gnome". Wear funny suit and Floyd | pointy shoe and little round hat. One hand point north, at wall. Other Floyd | hand up in air. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome stand on big stone block. Maybe block for making gnome look tall. Floyd | It true that statue look more big than real gnome, but Grunk think that Floyd | just because it statue. Maybe all thing look more big when it like Floyd | rock. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "turn statue"
Floyd | Grunk grab statue by ears! Grrrnnnh! Try hard to turn it, but statue Floyd | not move. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "turn arm"
Floyd | (statue hand) Floyd | Grunk push and pull at statue hand. But it not move at all. Just like Floyd | it made of rock! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "turn head"
Floyd | (statue head) Floyd | Grunk grab statue by ears! Grrrnnnh! Try hard to turn it, but statue Floyd | not move. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "turn leg"
Floyd | Grunk body part work better when Grunk not think too hard about them. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "turn statue leg"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about turn statue of gnome. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "(also, ha)"
You say (to Floyd), "draw moustache on statue with torch"
Floyd | [draw -> drag] Floyd | That not make sense after part about drag statue head. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "drag statue"
Floyd | Unnrguh! Too heavy! Grunk wonder if statue maybe stuck to floor. Or Floyd | maybe it just that heavy. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch statue with torch"
Floyd | Grunk rub torch all over statue of gnome. Now statue of gnome all black Floyd | and sooty too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pull up hand"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about pull up above. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pull left hand"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pull right hand"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pull hand"
Floyd | (statue hand) Floyd | Grunk push and pull at statue hand. But it not move at all. Just like Floyd | it made of rock! Floyd | Floyd | >
There's no obvious exit in that direction.
You say (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Floyd | Cave With Stream Floyd | Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk Floyd | not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Floyd | Only light that Grunk see come from bright room, far off to west. But Floyd | Grunk hear lots of water. Floyd | Floyd | There stone bench next to stream. Floyd | Floyd | Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little Floyd | reddish thing on other side of stream. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "drink"
Floyd | (from stream) Floyd | Mmm. Grunk not really thirsty, but water still taste good. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x reddish"
Floyd | Grunk pretty sure it red. Too dark and too far away for Grunk to see Floyd | any more. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get red"
Floyd | Red thing too far away for Grunk. Stream more wide than arm long. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd | Grunk never swim before. Not know how. Grunk not even like bath. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Jump over stream seem dangerous. It long jump, and Grunk never try Floyd | swimming before. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "buck up, man! A little water never killed anyone! Well, unless they drowned. Then it killed them."
Floyd | [buck -> fuck] Floyd | [man! -> man] Floyd | [they -> the] Floyd | That same thing Boss say to Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "Hey, watch your language!"
Floyd | [hey -> he] Floyd | Grunk not know who Grunk talking to. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Cave With Stream Floyd | Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk Floyd | not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Floyd | Only light that Grunk see come from bright room, far off to west. But Floyd | Grunk hear lots of water. Floyd | Floyd | There stone bench next to stream. Floyd | Floyd | Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little Floyd | reddish thing on other side of stream. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x bench"
Floyd | Long and heavy. It made of rock. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "sit on bench"
Floyd | Grunk get on bench. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "contemplate situation"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "put head on hand"
Floyd | Grunk body part work better when Grunk not think too hard about them. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch water"
Floyd | That feel just like water. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "touch water with torch"
Floyd | Grunk stick torch in water. Then Grunk take torch back and look at it. Floyd | Torch all wet! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "dry torch"
Floyd | Grunk not have any good thing for drying stuff off with. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "eat torch"
Floyd | Bleh. Torch taste like burnt. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | tube Floyd | torch (black and sooty and wet) Floyd | pants (Grunk wearing them) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "eat tube"
Floyd | Hmm. It not easy, but... Floyd | Floyd | Gulp! Floyd | Floyd | OK. (Tweee.) All gone. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | Cave With Stream Floyd | [OK, Grunk undo that.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "(yay)"
Jacqueline says (to Cadiz), "Don't undo."
Cadiz asks (of Jacq), "Oh? Is that how it broke?"
Jacqueline says, "No."
Jacqueline says, "But you can cough it back up."
Cadiz says, "Oh, in general."
You say (to Floyd), "x tube"
Floyd | Look like little metal tube, size of Grunk thumb. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "And you can talk to people with it in your throat and it makes noises."
Jacqueline says, "It's very cute."
Cadiz says, "Ha ha ha"
You say (to Floyd), "eat tube"
Floyd | Hmm. It not easy, but... Floyd | Floyd | Gulp! Floyd | Floyd | OK. (Tweee.) All gone. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Sorry, I'll quit spoiling now."
You say (to Floyd), "oink"
Floyd | Oink oink. Floyd | Floyd | That just silly. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "sing"
Floyd | La la la! Story not too big. Floyd | Floyd | (Tweee.) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell story"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
Toyshop and Floyditorium
Bulging toychests make this a child's (or child-at-heart's) dream. Play all day, play all night. A small booth has been erected and is staffed by a friendly robot. The sign over it says, "INFOKOM GAMEZ 5 cents". A small notice on the door reads, "PLEASE RETURN TOYS TO THIS ROOM WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM."
You can see: green button, banana machine, faucets, toy catalogue, a crystal ball, cuddly walrus, clicker, cloak, tic-tac-toe, thermometer, yellow button, waldo whisper object, checkers board, Werewolf rules, bunny burger, grape, specimen jar, signaling device, Mike Tyson, IF Programmer Barbie, IF FLOYD'S DOWN, TELL JOTA -- OR ELSE HE WON'T KNOW, Gak, Autohugger, Photocopier, basketball, midterm monster, frobozz magic dispenser, fun shiny toy, madlibs, orange, soda reading 'Don't drink me!', jukebox, Gene Ray, FREE DONUTS machine, storyharp, long-stemmed red rose, dfan's quest, miniature ifMUD, Pun Police Whistle, orange door, a pair of dice, monkey guru, cork nut, cork nut, cork nut, cork nut, jellybean, mind chess, a zorkmid, the 'cork nut' cube, apple
Players: Waldo, Floyd, Emily, Jota, Jacqueline
Visible Exits: northeast (to the Lounge)
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Cave With Stream (on top of bench) Floyd | Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk Floyd | not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Floyd | Only light that Grunk see come from bright room, far off to west. But Floyd | Grunk hear lots of water. Floyd | Floyd | Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little Floyd | reddish thing on other side of stream. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Grunk not go anywhere while still on bench. Floyd | Floyd | (Tweee.) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | Grunk get off bench. Floyd | Floyd | Cave With Stream Floyd | Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk Floyd | not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Floyd | Only light that Grunk see come from bright room, far off to west. But Floyd | Grunk hear lots of water. Floyd | Floyd | There stone bench next to stream. Floyd | Floyd | Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little Floyd | reddish thing on other side of stream. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Long green pole lean against wall next to doorway. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | Pig not see Grunk come in. Or maybe it just pretend it not see. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "oink"
Floyd | Pig stare at Grunk like Grunk crazy. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW PANTS TO Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | (Tweee.) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x pole"
Floyd | This long green pole made of metal. It taller than Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get pole"
Floyd | It not easy, pick up pole. Feel like pole push Grunk away. But Grunk Floyd | strong; get pole anyway. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pole vault"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "vault"
Floyd | What Grunk vault? Floyd | Floyd | >
Not a valid command. Try typing 'help'.
You say (to Floyd), "stream"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "maybe later"
Floyd | [later -> water] Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "open chest"
Floyd | (Grunk unlock chest first) Floyd | Grunk not have any key. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "smash chest"
Floyd | Grunk remember last time Grunk try hitting rock. It hurt Grunk more Floyd | than it hurt rock. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "search chest"
Floyd | How Grunk see inside chest when it closed? Floyd | Floyd | Pig peek over at chest too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "look behind chest"
Floyd | How Grunk see inside chest when it closed? Floyd | Floyd | Pig peek over at chest too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "search shelves"
Floyd | Lots of metal shelfs, all hooked to wall. Grunk not see anything on Floyd | those shelfs. But Grunk not see up on top shelf, because that one too Floyd | high up. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "stand on chest"
Floyd | Grunk stand up on chest, but chest not very tall. Still not see top Floyd | shelf. So Grunk get back down again. Floyd | Floyd | Pig look at shelf. But pig not find any thing on shelf that Grunk not Floyd | find. Floyd | Floyd | (Tweee.) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "boost pig then stand on chest"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pig, what say I pick you up and you can maybe see what's on the top shelf then, huh?"
Floyd | Pig just look at Grunk funny. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW Floyd | PANTS TO PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "OK fine"
Floyd | [fine -> line] Floyd | That not make sense after part about ok. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ok"
Floyd | Pig shrug. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW PANTS TO Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | (Tweee.) Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "(another pause to bathe my son)"
Jacqueline says, "enh - let him be dirty. You have a pig to catch!"
Jacqueline says, "Or, y'know, bathe him."
Emily disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Jacqueline says (to Floyd), "recchi"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Still in this room, I see. heh"
Jacqueline waves and makes an isquiesque departure for home.
Jota has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
You have muted #ifmud/bots/Floyd.
You do not have a default channel set.
You un-mute #ifmud/bots/Floyd.
[Floyd] Cadiz says, "Ha ha whoops, that was longer than I expected."
Your default channel is currently "ifmud/bots/Floyd".
[Floyd] Cadiz says, "Continuing, if anyone's interested..."
Uptime: 68d00; pollster: inky; Users: 1; Online: 45
End of List.
[Floyd] inky asks, "are you trying to repro the crash?"
[Floyd] Cadiz says, "No, I'm just playing it."
[Floyd] Cadiz exclaims, "For the first time!"
schep arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | pole Floyd | torch (black and sooty and wet) Floyd | pants (Grunk wearing them) Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "cough"
Floyd | Cough! Tweeeeee! Floyd | Floyd | Grunk cough. Cough cough. COUGH! Ptoo. Clink. Floyd | Floyd | Grunk cough up tube. Feel better now. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x tube"
Floyd | Look like little metal tube, size of Grunk thumb. Floyd | Floyd | Pig run off to northwest. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | Floyd | Table Room Floyd | This room look like it maybe for eating or for play cards or for maybe Floyd | for just sitting and talking. That because there big table and one Floyd | chair here. There no lamp or thing like that in room, but lots of light Floyd | come from northeast doorway. Other doorway go east. Floyd | Floyd | There tall metal box over in corner. Floyd | Floyd | Some person make marks on wall here. Floyd | Floyd | Chair next to table look lonely with no other chair. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x marks"
Floyd | Look like orange paint. Grunk not know what marks mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask pig about marks"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "open box"
Floyd | Grunk not see any way for opening box up. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x box"
Floyd | Box almost tall as Grunk. It have little slot near top, and it have Floyd | bigger basket down near bottom, and it have lever that stick out of Floyd | side of box. It have some dent in it too, so maybe it old. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jota arrives, full of fun and funk.
Jacqueline arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
Cadiz wave!
[Floyd] Cadiz says, "I feel like the guy in that old ng post performing Zork III to a packed audience."
Jota bows.
You say (to Floyd), "put tube in slot"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | pole Floyd | torch (black and sooty and wet) Floyd | pants (Grunk wearing them) Floyd | Floyd | >
[Floyd] inky says, "ha ha"
You say (to Floyd), "put pole in slot"
Floyd | Pole not fit in slot. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "remove pants"
Floyd | OK, pants off. Floyd | Floyd | >
Emily arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
inky says (to Floyd), "eat pants"
Floyd | Grunk chew on pants, but pants too tough. And them need ketchup. Floyd | Floyd | >
[Floyd] schep says, "I'd join in, but I'm a bit further along"
[Floyd] Jota isn't sure if he ever saw that.
Cadiz says, "I think I left the tube in the se room"
You say (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Grunk see tube here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get tube"
Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "sw"
Floyd | Floyd | Table Room Floyd | This room look like it maybe for eating or for play cards or for maybe Floyd | for just sitting and talking. That because there big table and one Floyd | chair here. There no lamp or thing like that in room, but lots of light Floyd | come from northeast doorway. Other doorway go east. Floyd | Floyd | There tall metal box over in corner. Floyd | Floyd | Some person make marks on wall here. Floyd | Floyd | Chair next to table look lonely with no other chair. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "put tube in slot"
Floyd | Tube not fit in slot. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "x slot"
Floyd | It not wide at all, and it not even long as Grunk thumb. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "l"
Floyd | Floyd | Table Room Floyd | This room look like it maybe for eating or for play cards or for maybe Floyd | for just sitting and talking. That because there big table and one Floyd | chair here. There no lamp or thing like that in room, but lots of light Floyd | come from northeast doorway. Other doorway go east. Floyd | Floyd | There tall metal box over in corner. Floyd | Floyd | Some person make marks on wall here. Floyd | Floyd | Chair next to table look lonely with no other chair. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "chair"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
[Floyd] schep asks, "You're not afraid of a grue, are you?"
You say (to Floyd), "x chair"
Floyd | Wood chair. Look like it just right size for sitting at big table. Floyd | Floyd | Pig come in from northeast. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get chair"
Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig lie on ground and stretch out. Look comfy. Then it get back up Floyd | again. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "eat chair"
Floyd | Grunk chew on chair for little bit. Taste like wood. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "pet pig"
Floyd | Rarr! Grunk run at pig. Pig run from Grunk. Pig and Grunk run around Floyd | and around room! Whee! Floyd | Floyd | After little bit, both Grunk and pig get tired and stop running. That Floyd | fun! Wonder if pig have as much fun as Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask pig if he had as much fun as me"
Floyd | [had -> head] Floyd | [fun -> run] Floyd | That not make sense after part about ask pig TELL PIG STORY CONTEST. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell pig story contest"
Floyd | Pig look at Grunk and look at ground. Then it oink. Then make rude Floyd | sound at Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or SHOW Floyd | PANTS TO PIG. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says, "what the heck"
Not a valid command. Try typing 'help'.
You say (to Floyd), "show pants to pig"
Floyd | Pig grunt and look at ground and sniff ground. Then make rude sound at Floyd | Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or ASK PIG Floyd | ABOUT FAMILY. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "OK, pole vaulting time."
You say (to Floyd), "ne"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Floyd | Cave With Stream Floyd | Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk Floyd | not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Floyd | Only light that Grunk see come from bright room, far off to west. But Floyd | Grunk hear lots of water. Floyd | Floyd | There stone bench next to stream. Floyd | Floyd | Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little Floyd | reddish thing on other side of stream. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "vault over stream"
Floyd | Jump over stream seem dangerous. It long jump, and Grunk never try Floyd | swimming before. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "vault over stream with pole"
Floyd | Jump over stream seem dangerous. It long jump, and Grunk never try Floyd | swimming before. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "swim"
Floyd | Grunk never swim before. Not know how. Grunk not even like bath. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x red"
Floyd | Grunk pretty sure it red. Too dark and too far away for Grunk to see Floyd | any more. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "jump in at deep end"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about jump inside. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "throw pole at red"
Floyd | That seem like bad idea. Grunk not know any way across stream. If Grunk Floyd | throw pole there, Grunk maybe never get it back. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hmm."
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says, "You really ought to figure out the dark room."
You say (to Floyd), "x curtain"
Floyd | Look like big rug, but it on wall instead of floor, so that make it Floyd | curtain instead. Curtain have big picture of little man on it. Grunk Floyd | think little man maybe called "gnome". Him holding burning torch in Floyd | dark cave. Point at way out of cave. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Floyd | Hole Floyd | Grunk at bottom of deep, dark hole. It even smell like deep, dark hole. Floyd | There some light that come from tunnel to east; that how Grunk see Floyd | where Grunk at. Look like there maybe stairs at west side of hole that Floyd | go up to outside, but them all broken now. There big crack in ground Floyd | near stairs, too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Grunk try climbing up broken stairs, but that too hard when Grunk carry Floyd | stuff too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "enter crack"
Floyd | Crack in ground big for crack in ground, but still too little for Grunk Floyd | to fit in. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "search crack"
Floyd | It dark, so Grunk not see if anything there inside or how deep crack Floyd | go. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "put hand in crack"
Floyd | Grunk body part work better when Grunk not think too hard about them. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "put pole in crack"
Floyd | Grunk stick pole down into crack and poke around. Pole reach bottom, Floyd | but if anything hiding down there, Grunk not find it. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "reach in crack"
Floyd | Grunk reach down into crack, but not feel bottom. Grunk arm not long Floyd | enough. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Nice."
Cadiz says, "x2"
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | chair Floyd | tube Floyd | pole Floyd | torch (black and sooty and wet) Floyd | pants Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Oh, right, the chair"
You say (to Floyd), "e"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "drop chair"
Floyd | Dropped. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "stand on chair"
Floyd | OK, Grunk stand on top of chair. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x shelf"
Floyd | Lots of metal shelfs, all hooked to wall. Grunk not see anything on Floyd | those shelfs. Top shelf high up, but Grunk up high too right now, so Floyd | Grunk even see top of top shelf. On top of top shelf there book. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Yay!"
You say (to Floyd), "get book"
Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says, "huh, cool."
You say (to Floyd), "read book"
Floyd | Grunk not know how to read. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x book"
Floyd | Bunch of papers with mark on them, all stuck together at one side. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says, "(I climbed the shelves)"
Cadiz says, "Oho"
You say (to Floyd), "wave book"
Floyd | Whiff! Whiff! Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says, "uh, ok"
You say (to Floyd), "x shelves"
Floyd | Lots of metal shelfs, all hooked to wall. Grunk not see anything on Floyd | those shelfs. Top shelf high up, but Grunk up high too right now, so Floyd | Grunk even see top of top shelf. There not anything on top shelf. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get shelf"
Floyd | Them not thing that Grunk can carry around. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "hit shelf"
Floyd | WHAM! That fun! Not really do much, though. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "d"
Floyd | Grunk get off chair. Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | Grunk see chair here too. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "eat shelf"
Floyd | (Grunk take shelfs first) Floyd | Them not thing that Grunk can carry around. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "eat me"
Floyd | Grunk taste salty. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "eat book"
Cadiz says, "Snrk."
You say (to Floyd), "get chair"
Floyd | Grunk try chewing on book, but book too tough for Grunk teeth. Floyd | Floyd | > Floyd | OK, got it. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hmm, lag."
You say (to Floyd), "save"
Floyd | Enter saved game to store:
You say (to Floyd), "lucian1"
Floyd | OK. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "nw"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "eat curtain"
Floyd | (Grunk take curtain first) Floyd | Grunk try pulling curtain down, but it stuck to wall. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "eat fountain"
Floyd | (Grunk take fountain first) Floyd | That not thing that Grunk can carry around. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "taste fountain"
Floyd | (Grunk take fountain first) Floyd | That not thing that Grunk can carry around. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hmm."
You say (to Floyd), "n"
Floyd | Floyd | Statue Room Floyd | This room have two big picture that face each other. West wall have Floyd | picture on it and and east wall have different picture on it. Grunk Floyd | think both picture really just part of wall, though. South wall have Floyd | doorway in it that lots of light come from and north wall not have Floyd | anything in it at all. Floyd | Floyd | Statue of little man stand here, up on big stone block. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "climb man"
Floyd | Grunk not that good at climbing. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "east wall"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about east. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x east wall"
Floyd | Picture have long purple pole that go from side to side. All around Floyd | pole, there different yellow thing that float in air, like gold and Floyd | tabby cat and thing that Grunk never see before and lots of other thing Floyd | too. Under that, there picture of pie. Mmm, pie. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Oh, a circus!"
Cadiz says, "Hmm, maybe."
You say (to Floyd), "west wall"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about west. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x west wall"
Floyd | Picture have big pile of black powder. Powder all on fire. Picture have Floyd | bucket of water, too. Bucket pouring water onto fire. Grunk guess that Floyd | water for making fire go out. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "i"
Floyd | Grunk have: Floyd | chair Floyd | book Floyd | tube Floyd | pole Floyd | torch (black and sooty and wet) Floyd | pants Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "wear pants"
Floyd | OK, Grunk put on pants. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "wear tube"
Floyd | Tube not thing Grunk can wear. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x statue"
Floyd | Statue look like little man with round nose and big ear and moustache. Floyd | Grunk think funny little man maybe called "gnome". Wear funny suit and Floyd | pointy shoe and little round hat. One hand point north, at wall. Other Floyd | hand up in air. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome stand on big stone block. Maybe block for making gnome look tall. Floyd | It true that statue look more big than real gnome, but Grunk think that Floyd | just because it statue. Maybe all thing look more big when it like Floyd | rock. Floyd | Floyd | Part of statue of gnome look all black and sooty now. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x shoe"
Floyd | Gnome wear jacket with little sleeve and pair of pointy shoe and two Floyd | strap to keep pants up and little round hat. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get shoe"
Floyd | Grunk try pulling statue clothes off, but them just part of statue. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "stand on block"
Floyd | Block for statue, not for Grunk. But maybe some day some person make Floyd | statue of Grunk. Then Grunk statue get own block, stand on that. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Yay!"
Cadiz says, "Well, hmm."
schep asks, "you did notice there's a room between the sw and se?"
Cadiz asks, "Didn't miss any exits, did I?"
Cadiz says, "Ah, I did."
You say (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | Floyd | Fountain Room Floyd | All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that Floyd | instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it Floyd | square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under Floyd | ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out Floyd | to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water. Floyd | Floyd | South wall have big curtain hanging on it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig here too. Floyd | Floyd | Pig try climbing inside fountain. But pig not good at climbing. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "s"
Floyd | Tunnel go east and west, and there doorway to north and southeast and Floyd | southwest. Floyd | Floyd | Pig poke nose behind curtain. But Grunk not think pig find anything. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "se"
Floyd | Floyd | Shelf Room Floyd | There lots of shelfs in this room. Them on every wall. This room Floyd | probably have lots and lots of thing in it before. But shelfs all empty Floyd | now. Grunk not see any thing there at all. Maybe Grunk see more if Floyd | Grunk have torch that on fire. But probably not, because lots of light Floyd | come from northwest doorway. There doorway to west too. Floyd | Floyd | There stone chest at back of room. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "w"
Floyd | Floyd | Closet Floyd | It dark. Grunk see lots of shadow. Grunk see doorway to east and west, Floyd | too. But mostly shadow. Floyd | Floyd | Snrkxltkxshzkt! What that strange noise? Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Well hey."
You say (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | Sound like snoring. Floyd | Floyd | Snnnrxkt! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "listen"
Floyd | Sound like snoring. Floyd | Floyd | Kzzkzzzkzzzzk! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x snore"
Floyd | Shadow just dark, but in lots of different shape and size. Floyd | Floyd | Shkoooooortktkk! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x shadow"
Floyd | Shadow just dark, but in lots of different shape and size. Floyd | Floyd | Snnnrxkt! Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "get shadow"
Floyd | Grunk reach out and touch shadow. Different shadow have different Floyd | shape. This one flat and hard like table. This one soft like bed. This Floyd | one feel just like little foot! Floyd | Floyd | Strange noise stop. Then voice shout, "Ztorf!" Floyd | Floyd | Room light up! Grunk see little bed and trunk and desk and little man Floyd | in bed. Light come from blue ball that sit on desk. Little man climb Floyd | out of bed and put on pair of pointy slipper. Him walk over and squint Floyd | at Grunk. "Huh," him say. "An orc." Floyd | Floyd | Grunk say that Grunk orc. Then little man (Grunk think him called Floyd | "gnome") pull out little stool from desk and sit down. Floyd | Floyd | "Well, Grunk," him say, "What do you want?" Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "gnome, want pig"
Floyd | [want -> pant] Floyd | Grunk tell that to gnome. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look at Grunk in strange way. "I'm sorry," him say, "But I don't Floyd | quite understand what you're getting at." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome search around inside desk drawer for little bit, until him give Floyd | up. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about pig"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about how pig get lost. Floyd | Floyd | "I can see why your boss would be mad at you," Gnome say, "if you did Floyd | indeed leave the gate open." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome go over to trunk and open it up. Him start searching in there. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about pig"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about how Grunk go looking for pig. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome nod. "And it sounds like you did a pretty good job of hunting it Floyd | down," him say. "At least until you fell down the stairs." Then gnome Floyd | add, "And it seems like even that helped bring you another step closer Floyd | to finding it." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome shake head and close trunk. Then him look under bed. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "tell gnome grunk was innocent victim of circumstance"
Floyd | That not make sense after part about tell gnome TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hee"
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about pig"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about how Grunk find pig again in fountain room! Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "But I don't suppose it let you just walk up and grab it?" Floyd | Floyd | Grunk tell gnome no. Pig not let Grunk get close. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome nod. "I suspected as much, from the fact that you're not walking Floyd | around carrying a pig right now," him say. "That's a pig who likes his Floyd | independence." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome peek up on shelf. Then him look under desk. Then him look around Floyd | at room. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about pig"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome that Grunk still plan on catching pig. But not know Floyd | how yet. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I'm sure you'll find a way." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome sigh. "Well, it's gone. I can't find my copy of Mogglev's The Floyd | Shocking Force anywhere." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome go back to desk and sit down. Floyd | Floyd | "I don't even know how long it's been missing," him say. "It's probably Floyd | in the hands of that last band of looters now." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about mogglev"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what "Mogglev" all about. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Birrabee Mogglev sem Alua dec Prestim was one of the finest Floyd | alchemists of his generation. He was a student of the fundamental Floyd | forces, such as motion and charge. It was from his groundwork that--" Floyd | Sound like gnome stutter there. "That Zugilbor Galrogginpots derived Floyd | his principles of thermomechanics." Floyd | Floyd | "His Shocking Force is considered the definitive text on the force of Floyd | lightning to this day." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up desk and take out pipe and little bag. Then gnome fill up Floyd | pipe with brown powder from bag. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | THERMOMECHANICS or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about thermomechanics"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about thermo-something. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Thermomechanics are the principles of deriving motion from Floyd | heat." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put bag on desk. Then gnome spit in pipe. Grunk see smoke come Floyd | out of it. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or Floyd | TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT THIS Floyd | PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about gnome"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about gnome. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look away. "Me? I'm nobody special. I just take care of the Floyd | shrine, now that no one else does." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | THIS PLACE. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about shrine"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about this place. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "This is a shrine dedicated to a gnomish alchemist who Floyd | became slightly famous a number of years ago for coming up with a few Floyd | random inventions." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put pipe in mouth and breathe in deep. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about fountain"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about how fountain not working. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome sigh. "Yes, It's been that way for quite some time. The plumbing Floyd | contractor said he would be here to look at it some time between ten Floyd | o'clock and the vernal equinox." Then gnome say, "Unfortunately, he Floyd | never said which vernal equinox." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome breathe out smoke. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE Floyd | or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about pipe"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about smoking stuff in pipe. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome smile. "The pipe was actually my father's, before he passed Floyd | away." Then him pat little bag. "But the tobacco is my own personal Floyd | blend, with a little something extra to make it easy to light." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome watch smoke floating in air. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE Floyd | or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about light"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about torch"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome all about torch that Grunk bring. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "It's always a good idea to bring a light source along when Floyd | you go exploring. It's a shame yours has gone out. If only you had some Floyd | means of making a fire." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome lean back against desk and relax. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAKING FIRE or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably Floyd | other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about making fire"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome how Grunk can make fire. Floyd | Floyd | "There are many different ways to make fire," Gnome say. "You can use Floyd | flint and steel, if you have them. They say you can rub two pieces of Floyd | wood together, but I've never had much luck with that." Then gnome say, Floyd | "Or you could just use alchemy. But whichever you use, be careful not Floyd | to make a mess with all that soot and ash." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome empty out pipe. Then him put pipe and little bag back into desk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMY or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about alchemy"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what "alchemy" mean. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Alchemy is the science of studying the principles at work Floyd | in nature, dissecting them into their component aspects, and then Floyd | recombining them in new and useful configurations." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome sigh. "I wish I knew where that Mogglev's ended up." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "show book to gnome"
Floyd | Grunk show gnome book that Grunk find up on high shelf. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look surprised. "Hey, that's my Mogglev's! That's just the book Floyd | I've been searching for," him say. Then him add, "It would be awfully Floyd | nice if you returned it." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up drawer and take out pile of different paper. Him take out Floyd | pen and little bottle, too. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "taunt gnome"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about bottle"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about pen"
Floyd | Grunk ask what gnome draw. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Oh, they're just some schematic diagrams for my next Floyd | project." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put pile of paper on desk. Then gnome put little bottle on desk. Floyd | Then gnome open up little bottle. Then gnome stick pen in little Floyd | bottle. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIGHTNING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about project"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about lightning"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about lightning. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome grin. "Lightning is great, isn't it? It's one of the things I Floyd | miss, being down here. All the phenomenal power of nature, released in Floyd | one sudden strike." Then gnome say, "That's why my next project Floyd | involves harnessing it." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT NEXT PROJECT or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about next project"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what gnome next project. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "It's something I call a 'thinking cap'. It's sort of a Floyd | lightning-powered helmet." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome move paper around until him find different paper that on bottom Floyd | of pile. Then him put that one on top. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT HELMET THING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Ha ha ha"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about next project"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what gnome next project. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "It's something I call a 'thinking cap'. It's sort of a Floyd | lightning-powered helmet." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome close both eye and draw without looking. Then gnome open one eye Floyd | and look at paper. Then gnome scowl at paper. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT HELMET THING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about helmet"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about strange helmet thing. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I've been working on harnessing the fluid nature of Floyd | lightning to build a machine that's capable of doing what no purely Floyd | mechanical device has been able to do." Floyd | Floyd | Then him pause. Maybe hoping Grunk ask what. So Grunk ask what. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I'm creating a device that is actually able to augment Floyd | nothing less than thought itself!" Floyd | Floyd | Then him pause again. Grunk not know what gnome hoping Grunk ask now, Floyd | so Grunk just wait. Floyd | Floyd | After gnome and Grunk both wait for little bit, gnome say. "It's a big Floyd | ambition. My first model is only able to perform simple arithmetic. But Floyd | the next one I'm designing should be able to handle logarithms. After Floyd | it understands basic mathematics, who knows what this 'thinking cap' Floyd | could be programmed to do?" Floyd | Floyd | Gnome mutter thing that Grunk not understand. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT MATH or ASK GNOME ABOUT THINKING or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or Floyd | TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about math"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what "math" mean. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "It's things like numbers and counting and... well, more Floyd | complicated things." Gnome wave hand. "But it all starts with the Floyd | counting." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome close up bottle. Then him pick up papers and bottle and put it Floyd | all away. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT THINKING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "(at this point, I'm going through the suggestions)"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about counting"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome that Grunk can count up to seven. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Eight." Floyd | Floyd | Grunk just confused now. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up desk drawer and take out tray with lots of different cup Floyd | and tube and jar and bottle and thing on it. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT THINKING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "count pants"
Floyd | There just one pants. Wait, that not make sense. Grunk confused now. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome take cup of blue water and pour it in cup of red water. That make Floyd | it get all fizzy. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hee hee"
You say (to Floyd), "count inventory"
Floyd | Grunk not see that there. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "count tube"
Floyd | (tube) Floyd | There just one tube. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "count gnome"
Floyd | There just one gnome. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look at one tube. Then at other tube. Both tube look same to Floyd | Grunk. Wonder if gnome forget which tube which. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "count tube"
Floyd | (tube) Floyd | There just one tube. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome pick up tube that full of black water. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "Hey, there are other tube!"
You say (to Floyd), "count tubes"
Floyd | There just one tray full of stuff. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome take little bottle out of desk. Then him pour black water in Floyd | bottle. Then him put bottle back in desk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x tray"
Floyd | Tray have lots of different thing on it. Cup and bottle and tube and Floyd | jar and different color water and powder and gunk and lots of stuff Floyd | like that. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put tray back away inside desk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "give book to gnome"
Floyd | Gnome put away other thing that him working on. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome take book and look at it. Floyd | Floyd | "Aha. Thanks, Grunk," Gnome say. "I've been wanting to take a good look Floyd | at this." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk score go up one.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "show torch to gnome"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome all about torch that Grunk bring. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "It's always a good idea to bring a light source along when Floyd | you go exploring. It's a shame yours has gone out. If only you had some Floyd | means of making a fire." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open book up and start reading it. Floyd | Floyd | "Hey!" Uh oh, gnome look mad. Him shout at Grunk, "Did you rip a page Floyd | out of here?" Floyd | Floyd | Grunk not rip any thing out of any other thing at all today! And Grunk Floyd | tell gnome that, too. Floyd | Floyd | "No." Gnome sigh. "I suppose you couldn't have. This is proof paper, Floyd | after all. You'd need to cut it out with a knife." Then him put book Floyd | down on desk. "But that's what someone did, unfortunately. And it was Floyd | an important page, as well." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT THINKING or ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW Floyd | LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk score go down one.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz exclaims, "It went back down! Sad!"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome for point anyway"
inky says, "grunk have hard life"
Floyd | [point -> pointy] Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about thinking"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about thinking. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Thinking is my job. And my hobby." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up desk drawer and take out tray with lots of different cup Floyd | and tube and jar and bottle and thing on it. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT EQUINOX or ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about equinox"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what "equinox" mean. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "An equinox is when the day and the night are exactly the Floyd | same length." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome take cup of grey water and pour it in cup of brown water. Turn Floyd | into purple water. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT Floyd | AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or Floyd | ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME Floyd | WHAT GRUNK THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME Floyd | ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "oink"
Floyd | Grunk oink at gnome. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look like him maybe worry. "Are you feeling alright, Grunk?" Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT PLUMBER or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME WHAT GRUNK THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT or ASK Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL Floyd | [** Programming error: tried to test "has" or "hasnt" of not anything Floyd | **] Floyd | GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about plumber"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about "plumbing contractor" thing. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Most dwarves I've met have been perfectly trustworthy. Floyd | Plumbers, however, are a decided exception." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome pick up tube that full of goo. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT HEAT or ASK GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG Floyd | GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME WHAT GRUNK THINK ABOUT Floyd | AT NIGHT or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably Floyd | other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about heat"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about heat. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome shrug. "What is there to say? It's useful for cooking food, it's Floyd | a common impurity in light, and it's used in thermomechanics. It also Floyd | makes things warm." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome take little pot out of desk. Then him pour goo in pot. Then him Floyd | put pot back in desk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT SCIENCE or ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | WOOD or TELL GNOME WHAT GRUNK THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about science"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what "science" mean. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Science is about the quest for knowledge." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put tray back away inside desk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT NATURE or ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND Floyd | STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME WHAT Floyd | GRUNK THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT Floyd | GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about nature"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about nature. Floyd | Floyd | "Nature's nice enough," gnome say, "As a source of inspiration and raw Floyd | materials. But I would never say it couldn't be improved upon." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up desk and take out pipe and little bag. Then gnome fill up Floyd | pipe with brown powder from bag. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or TELL GNOME WHAT GRUNK THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other Floyd | thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome what grunk think about at night"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about how Grunk like to go out at night some time just Floyd | to look at moon and think about if there other Grunk up on moon that Floyd | like to go out and look at world. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Lunar orcs. An interesting, if terrifying notion." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome put bag on desk. Then gnome spit in pipe. Grunk see smoke come Floyd | out of it. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT FLINT AND STEEL or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE Floyd | or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT Floyd | GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hee"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about flint and steel"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome where Grunk can find flint and steel. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome think about that. "Well, steel is easy. Plenty of things here are Floyd | made of metal. But I don't think there's any flint in the shrine at Floyd | all." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome suck on pipe. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT INVENTION or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST Floyd | or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome for pipe"
Floyd | Gnome shake head. "I don't see why I should just let you take my Floyd | things. It's nice that you brought me this book, but I don't even have Floyd | the whole thing." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome blow out long stream of smoke. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "threaten gnome if gnome not light grunk's torch for him"
Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about invention"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about alchemist invention. Floyd | Floyd | "Oh, he had a few new ideas, I suppose." Gnome look up at wall. Grunk Floyd | think that mean him thinking. Or maybe him see word on wall. "There was Floyd | dehydrated fire. Proof paper." Gnome add, "And of course, there's his Floyd | work on the principles of thermomechanics." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME Floyd | HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about markings"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about markings"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "ask gnome about orange words"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "ask gnome about orange writing"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says, "hunh, weird"
inky says, "I thought that was supposed to work"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about orange"
Floyd | What that mean, TELL GNOME ABOUT MARK ON WALL or ASK GNOME ABOUT COLOR Floyd | ORANGE? Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says, "hrm, there is a way that wortks"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about mark on wall"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about orange mark on wall in next room over. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "That bit of vandalism was left by the same band of looters Floyd | who destroyed most of the chairs that used to be there. It just says, Floyd | 'Belkar was here'". Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably Floyd | other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "There we go."
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about color orange"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about orange. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome scowl. "Ugly, isn't it?" him ask. "I've never liked it. I think I Floyd | may have once had a bad experience with a pumpkin when I was a child." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably Floyd | other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about belkar"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome who "Belkar" person. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome shrug. "Sorry, the name doesn't mean anything much to me, Floyd | either." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome draw on pipe. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT ALCHEMIST or ASK Floyd | GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT Floyd | METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably Floyd | other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz asks, "Wait, wasn't belkar one of the guys in one of our campaigns?"
inky says, "Belkar is from OOTS"
schep says, "Order of the Stick"
Cadiz says, "Oh, right."
inky says (to Floyd), "ask gnome about halfling"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says (to Floyd), "ask gnome about halflings"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says, "I recently tried, and the game doesn't know Seventh Sea or Charles Algun or things like that."
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome that he was lucky not to be here at same time as belkar"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Heh."
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about alchemist"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about famous alchemist gnome. Floyd | Floyd | "His name was Zugilbor Galrogginpots sem Endali dec Frebensalbibit. Floyd | Many people seemed to think his inventions made him something special." Floyd | Gnome shrug. "Special enough to have this shrine built for him, anyway. Floyd | But not enough to remember him a few years later." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME HOW LONG GNOME HERE or Floyd | ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or Floyd | TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome how long gnome here"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome how long him here for. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I've been down here alone for at least--" Gnome look at Floyd | Grunk and laugh. "Well, let's just say it's probably it's probably Floyd | longer than you can count." Floyd | Floyd | Wow. Gnome here for more than seven! Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about word"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about magic word. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Magic words usually serve to activate some already prepared Floyd | magical effects in the local area, such as teleportation. They can be Floyd | quite useful, and I admit I've used them myself -- but only as a Floyd | trigger for alchemy, of course." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome blow out long stream of smoke. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL Floyd | GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about xyzzy"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about magic word. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Magic words usually serve to activate some already prepared Floyd | magical effects in the local area, such as teleportation. They can be Floyd | quite useful, and I admit I've used them myself -- but only as a Floyd | trigger for alchemy, of course." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome just sit and think. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try SHOW CHAIR TO GNOME or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME Floyd | ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL Floyd | GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about chair"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about chair that Grunk find next to table. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome look at chair. "Yes. It's actually the last of a custom-made set. Floyd | The rest were all stolen or destroyed by looters and vandals." Gnome Floyd | peer at Grunk. "I trust you'll be returning this one to its place when Floyd | you're through with it. Floyd | Floyd | Pig run in from east. Then it see Grunk, stop running, and act like it Floyd | here all along. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome smile at Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LOOTER or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT MAGIC or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or Floyd | TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "show pig to gnome"
Floyd | (Grunk take pig first) Floyd | Pig see Grunk coming, and it run away to west. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "undo"
Floyd | Gnome Room Floyd | [OK, Grunk undo that.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "point at pig"
Floyd | [point -> pointy] Floyd | Grunk not know what that mean. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x pig"
Floyd | Pig pink and chubby. Look tasty. But Grunk meet this pig before, on Floyd | farm. Grunk know that this pig quick. And smart. Floyd | Floyd | Pig look back at Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about magic"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about magic. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I suppose magic has its purposes, but I've always found Floyd | alchemy to be much more practical." Floyd | Floyd | Pig look at Grunk. Pig look at gnome. Pig look at Grunk. Pig shrug. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LOOTER or ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And Floyd | probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "tell pig about gnome"
Floyd | Pig squeal and sniffle. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or ASK PIG Floyd | ABOUT FAMILY. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell pig about alchemist"
Floyd | Pig oink and shake head and walk little way away. And whine. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome draw on pipe. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try TELL PIG ABOUT CRACK or ASK PIG ABOUT WATER or ASK PIG Floyd | ABOUT FAMILY. And probably other thing too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about looter"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about looting. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "Every few years, this place is discovered by another band Floyd | of passing adventurers. They come in, search for any treasures they can Floyd | swipe as souvenirs, do a little vandalism, and then get bored as soon Floyd | as they realize there are no monsters around to kill." Him shrug. "It's Floyd | deplorable, but what can you do?" Floyd | Floyd | Gnome breathe out smoke. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT WOOD or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about wood"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome about wood. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome shrug. "It's useful enough, I suppose. But like anything else Floyd | that was once alive, it's very difficult to use for alchemy." Floyd | Floyd | Pig look under bed. But pig not find any book there either. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about crack"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about crack in ground near stair. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome ask, "Could you see inside, or was it too dark? I suppose it Floyd | doesn't matter, really. Anything that had fallen inside would be well Floyd | out of reach." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome empty out pipe. Then him put pipe and little bag back into desk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT GRUNK. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about grunk"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome all about Grunk and about farm and about boss and Floyd | about pig. Floyd | Floyd | "Mmm," gnome say. "I see. That's quite the formidable quest you're on Floyd | there. But I'm sure you're up to it." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up desk drawer and take out strange helmet. Him take out Floyd | little box, too. Then him put them both on desk. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT DAY or TELL GNOME ABOUT FARM. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "x helmet"
Floyd | Helmet have lots of wire and metal bit that stick out and colored bits Floyd | that glow some time and other bits that just look strange. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome open up little box. It full of lots of little metal thing with Floyd | different shape. Look like them some kind of tool. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "wear helmet"
Floyd | (Grunk take strange helmet first) Floyd | Gnome shake head. "I don't see why I should just let you take my Floyd | things. It's nice that you brought me this book, but I don't even have Floyd | the whole thing." Floyd | Floyd | Pig search all around room, like it try finding some thing. Then it go Floyd | west. Maybe pig find thing there instead. Floyd | Floyd | >
schep says (to Floyd), "tell gnome about Boss"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome about pig farm where Grunk help raise pig and about Floyd | boss that always mad at Grunk. Floyd | Floyd | "I see," Gnome say. "Are you sure that farming is really the right line Floyd | of work for you?" Floyd | Floyd | Gnome get fuzzy tool from box. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT RIGHT JOB or ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome about sargent"
Floyd | Grunk ask gnome what him think about Sargent. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "I've heard he's a powerful wizard. Never trusted magic Floyd | users that much. On the other hand, I've also heard that he's Floyd | overseeing that storytelling contest, so who can say." Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT RIGHT JOB or ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "(yay)"
inky says, "hee hee"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about dellaforesta"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about dellaforresta"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
Cadiz says, "Hmm, it was something like that."
Cadiz looks it up.
schep says, "Grunk knows about at least 6 ifMUD users"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about grellong"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
inky says, "nah, that's someone else"
Jacqueline coughs.
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about anelle"
Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline coughs loudly.
Cadiz says, "Hey, I got 'dellaforesta' right."
schep says (to Floyd), "tell gnome about graham"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome all about Graham Nelson. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome ask, "So he's one of the major figures in your local cultural Floyd | myths?" Floyd | Floyd | Gnome poke tool deep inside helmet. End of tool break off inside. Oops. Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT RIGHT JOB or ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline coughs really loudly.
inky says (to Jacqueline), "he's not doing ifmud folks, he's doing sargent-fantasy-shared-world people"
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about jacqueline"
Floyd | Grunk tell gnome all about Jacqueline. Floyd | Floyd | Gnome say, "A ranger, huh? I bet she has a pet bear." Floyd | Floyd | Gnome hold tool near part of helmet. But him not touch it. Then it make Floyd | spark between them! Floyd | Floyd | [Grunk can try ASK GNOME ABOUT RIGHT JOB or ASK GNOME ABOUT LIFE or ASK Floyd | GNOME ABOUT METAL or ASK GNOME ABOUT DAY. And probably other thing Floyd | too.] Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Oh. Darn."
Cadiz says, "There you go."
You say (to Floyd), "ask gnome about beta testers"
Floyd | [beta -> beat] Floyd | [testers -> tester] Floyd | Grunk not know what Grunk should say about that. Floyd | Floyd | >
Jacqueline says, "Thank you. I seem to have brought up whatever that was. Probably won't cough anymore now."
You say (to Floyd), "tell gnome grunk won contest"
Floyd</