It had a pop-up ad which connected me to a virtual academic advisor"
who offered to answer questions about the school. I was feeling bored
so we had this conversation...


Connecting with an academic advisor ...


Josh: Would you like us to contact you for personal help, with further support?

  visitor: What is your favorite color

Josh: sure ...

Josh: I like lots of things ...

  visitor: What did you think of the Star Wars movies

Josh: I am trying to help you. I learn from chatting with you and
other visitors.

Josh: However, I'm a virtual person so I'm still working on becoming
more intelligent.

Josh: How can I help you?

  visitor: I assume you're programmed for etiquitte and protocol

Josh: My name is Josh. I am a virtual agent providing service for the site.

Josh: I recommend you talk about this with one of our representatives ...

  visitor: I have no need for a protocol droid.

Josh: if you type in your name and phone number, we will contact you
to answer your questions

Josh: do you wish for one of our representatives to contact you?

  visitor: What I really need is someone versed in the binary language
of moisture vaporators.

Josh: I don't see what you mean ... are you looking for a specific
product or do you just want to talk ...

  visitor: Can you speak Bocce?

Josh: okay. how may I help you?

  visitor: Shut up.

Josh: okay I got it, you don't like virtual people. if you want to be
rude you may click on the X button above to close this session. .
	

There was no real point to this post. But that was the most fun I've
had all week.

Which probably means I have a very empty life...

--Trevor

	
  	
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