npc1 says, "log on"

Raderig says, "good name."

Jourdain says, "leftover npc from ussura game"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "#crows ..npc1 Louis, is that you?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha"

[D&D] Matthew asks, "Can you all see the map?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Not now, no."

[D&D] Tharl says, "It is a lovely shade of black."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "unless we have darkvision"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "then we could probably see it"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm"

[D&D] Raderig says, "ok, now I can see the parts that you revealed last time."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I *think* the map scale might be wrong here"

[D&D] Matthew says, "I'm working on it, I'm working on it, sorry, I didn't have time to prepare."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh, ok, just checking"

[D&D] Raderig says, "crap, what'd I do"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I tried hitting + to zoom in but it just disappeared"

[D&D] Raderig says, "oh, it seems "+" means "set zoom level to very very close""

[D&D] Tharl says, "Scale seems to be a bit off."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "+ apparently means "zoom 1:1""

[D&D] Jourdain says, "though I don't know what that means exactly"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "(note you can click on the minimap in the corner to snap focus to that point on the big map)"

[D&D] Matthew says, "I'm trying to figure out how to fix the grid, sorry."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "It means that your monitor displays a section of the floor which is 19" from corner to corner."

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "I'm laughing at inky's avatar all over"

[D&D] Raderig says, "the grid seems alright now"

[D&D] Raderig says, "oh wait, I see"

[D&D] Raderig says, "yeah, I guess it is off"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "No shoving!"

[D&D] Matthew exclaims, "There we go!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "yay"

[D&D] Matthew asks, "Is the grid okay for everyone now?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yeah, fixed for me"

[D&D] Matthew says, "Terrific."

[D&D] Matthew exclaims, "So, let's go!"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Who was it who played the rogue during that off week?"

[D&D] Matthew says, "LAST TIME, ON KOBOLD HALL: A CHARGE TO KEEP."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Perhaps someone can take that character now, so we have four players."

[D&D] Matthew asks, "Wait, not everyone is here?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "We don't have the Wizzard."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Roger isn't, but he said he wasn't sure if he could make it at all this weekend."

[D&D] Matthew asks, "Bah, I didn't know everyone wasn't here. Should we still play?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yes"

[D&D] Raderig says, "sure, three's fine"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I think if there are no objections I will play Roger's guy also"

[D&D] Matthew says, "Fine with me."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "because (I would guess) we will be hurting with no wizard"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "I'm good with that."

[D&D] Matthew says, "Anyway, so to recap."

[D&D] Matthew says, "You all came to Fallcrest."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Unless there is a spectator who wants to give it a try."

[D&D] Matthew says, "You terrorized a local villager."

[D&D] Raderig says, "hee hee"

[D&D] Matthew says, "You began the dissolution of the Lord Warden's marriage."

[D&D] Raderig says, "we terrored him up good, we did"

[D&D] Matthew says, "You made a dwarf's life miserable."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Strangely skittish folk."

[D&D] Tharl says, "But at least they don't have a kobold problem."

[D&D] Matthew says, "And then you. Yes you, all you first-level characters. You all went off thinking you could fight a BIG HALL FULL OF KOBOLDS."

[D&D] Matthew says, "Well, I hope you're proud of yourselves."

Tharl says, "You know, we cleaned up that group of kobolds pretty handily."

[D&D] Matthew says, "Although, what do I know, you not only fought a big bunch of kobolds already, you also tackled a big pool of really nasty slime."

Tharl says, "I, for one, and proud of us."

[D&D] Matthew says, "So maybe, just maybe, you all have what it takes."

[D&D] Matthew says, "But we'll see."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Matthew), "We have the foolhardiness to tackle slime."

Matthew says, "So, you've all arrived in the room."

Matthew says, "Coffins."

Matthew says, "And, praying at their makeshift altar to Tiamat..."

Matthew says, "KOBOLDS."

Matthew says, "(I'll bet you never saw that coming.)"

[D&D] olethros asks, "what's the connection address?"

Matthew exclaims, "Anyway, they turn to you and raise their spears!"

Matthew says, "At which point, Tharl says..."

Matthew turns to Tharl.

Tharl exclaims, "To battle!"

Matthew exclaims, "Very good!"

[D&D] Raderig says (to olethros), "209.6.216.253 29134"

Matthew exclaims, "You notice the kobolds pulling out their dice bags!"

Matthew exclaims, "You notice them rolling initiative!"

Raderig exclaims, "Kobolds!"

Matthew exclaims, "You notice yourself doing the same! Hint hint!"

Tharl rolls 1d20+3: 7 | 10

Matthew exclaims, "I notice I'm not logged in as GM!"

[D&D] olethros says, "huh"

Tharl registers himself at init 10.

Tharl displays the initiative: Tharl(10)

Raderig rolls 1d20: 1 | 1

[D&D] olethros says, "connection reset apparently"

GM has arrived.

Matthew disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.

Raderig gets distracted looking at the floor, for a while.

Jourdain rolls 1d20+6: 6 | 12

GM says, "Much better."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "Does anyone else find that maptools makes the gridlines disappear and reappear when you zoom in and out?"

Raderig registers himself at init 1.

Jourdain registers Jourdain at init 12.

GM rolls 1d20+5: 16 | 21

GM rolls 1d20+5: 8 | 13

GM rolls 1d20+5: 14 | 19

Jourdain rolls 1d20+2: 13 | 15

Jourdain registers Karibel at init 15.

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "yeah, it sucks"

GM registers KoboldSkirmisher1 at init 21.

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "like they only show up at certain resolutions"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Could you log back in as 'Matthew' instead? GM has inconveniently good dice."

GM registers KoboldSkirmisher2 at init 13.

GM registers KoboldSkirmisher3 at init 19.

GM displays the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM asks, "Everyone initiatived?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I am"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Four of us, three of them. Looks about right."

[D&D] olethros asks, "do I need a password?"

GM asks, "Hmm, hadn't you all moved into the hall a bit?"

[D&D] Raderig says (to olethros), "shouldn't"

GM asks, "Or are you really still in the stairway?"

Jourdain says, "yeah, I think so"

Jourdain says, "otherwise we wouldn't have seen the guys"

Raderig exclaims, "Shove in, bigbones!"

[shadowrun] Taleslinger asks, "do eagle shapeshifters lay eggs?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am pretty sure that Karibel was staying back behind everyone else."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Ok, well, let's say I'm there."

GM displays the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Yeah, that's all fine."

GM says, "The first two kobolds cursed--or, perhaps for you, blessed--only with spears can't do much right now, so they just take up some convenient positions at the side of the room."

Tharl advances the initiative: KOBOLDSKIRMISHER1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Gunther says, "http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/CYC/CYC06553_500.jpeg"

GM says, "Wait, sorry."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) KARIBEL(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM says, "I forgot to do that."

[shadowrun] Taleslinger says, "Ah, I finally realized what this reminds me of: Jigsaw."

[shadowrun] Taleslinger says, "Ilac"

Jourdain says, "ok, Karibel says, "hey, kobold, I got a .. BURNING question for you" and casts scorching burst against the first kobold"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am thinking that the standard thing to do at this venture is to make daggers."

[D&D] Tharl says, "But perhaps inky is busy creating an icon for just that."

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 4 | 8

Jourdain says, "8 vs its reflex"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Whoops, timing.)"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh yeah, I suppose that would have been better"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Well, I dunno about 'better'. It just what he always did first."

[D&D] Raderig says, "heh"

Jourdain says, "and then I guess Karibel has no need to move yet"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Jourdain says, "WWKD"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Not get hit by a kobold barbarian, mostly."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Which is more than some of us managed."

GM exclaims, "The kobold saunters in front of the altar to Tiamat, determined to protect it!"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) JOURDAIN(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Tharl says, "*Determined* sauntering."

Jourdain says, "ok, I guess I am six squares away, so I am going to run up to this guy and attack him"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Note: I am not expecting to get disconnected. But if I suddenly stop responding, then I might have been struck by lightning.)"

[D&D] GM says, "Well, since you guys are going to fight a fleet of ancient blue dragons in the next room, that will make total sense."

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "Cousin!"

[D&D] Jourdain asks (of GM), "does he do anything? or can I attack him?"

[D&D] Tharl asks (of Jourdain), "Isn't it not his turn?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "well, yeah, but I don't know if he has some crazy kobold power or anything"

[D&D] (from Raderig) Tharl exclaims, "great great great great great great great great great grampa!"

[D&D] GM says (to Jourdain), "I don't think he does."

[D&D] GM says, "At least not that applies here."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ok, then piercing strike"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 2 | 10

Jourdain says, "10 vs reflex"

GM exclaims, "Ooh, the kobold dodges!"

Jourdain says, "curse you, kobold"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) THARL(10) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Tharl says, "I shall use a move followed by a charge."

Tharl exclaims, "Rarrrrrr!"

GM says, "Wait wait wait."

GM says, "Something's going on in here."

Tharl rolls 1d20+8: 12 | 20

GM says, "You're pretty sure you just heard, or maybe felt, some buzzing."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Wait what?"

Raderig swats at a fly.

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Does this prevent me from charging the kobold?"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "You tell me. Roll perception."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "If I fail the roll, I do not find out whether or not I charged him?"

[D&D] Gunther says, "yep"

Tharl rolls 1d20: 9 | 9

[D&D] Raderig says, "hah"

GM says, "Well, that's weird."

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "on a 1, he accidentally charged Jourdain"

GM says, "You're not really sure WHAT happened, but... well..."

GM asks (of Tharl), "What's your AC?"

[Crows-Nest] Raderig exclaims, "a swarm of tiny, bee-sized dragons attacks!"

[D&D] GM asks, "Actually, what are the URLs for the character sheets again?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "14"

[D&D] Jourdain | http://strackenz.spod-central.org/~lpsmith/rpg/transcripts/shorts/4e.html

[D&D] Tharl says, "http://grunk.org/temp/4e.html"

GM says, "Well, hmm, you thought YOU heard something fly past you, but..."

GM says, "Well, I guess not."

Tharl . o O ( What would be flying past me on my own initiative turn...? )

GM says, "Well, wait, maybe... Hmm, come to think of it, you're really not feeling so well right now."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Maybe we should all just put our stats into a relational database, so GM can go SELECT name, perception FROM player;"

GM rolls 1d6: 1 | 1

GM says (to Tharl), "In fact, you feel 3hp less well than you did before you started the charge."

GM says, "And, for whatever reason, you don't seem able to move very well righ tnow."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm"

GM says, "And by 'very well,' I mean 'at all.'"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "sounds like a .. TRAP"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "So where am I, then?"

[D&D] GM says, "Move down one square."

[D&D] GM says, "There you go."

[D&D] GM says, "And that's it for your turn."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Ah."

[D&D] GM says, "You're sure you'll feel better in a moment. It's just for right now..."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) RADERIG(1)

[D&D] Jourdain says, "is he just immobilized (ie, can't move) or actually paralyzed (can't do anything)"

Raderig moves up a bit

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "?"

[D&D] GM says, "Wait, stop please."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "I assume the latter, since my turn ended immediately."

[D&D] GM says, "Raderig, go back, please."

GM says, "I'm sorry... I made a mistake."

[D&D] Raderig says, "sir"

GM asks, "Immobilized just means 'can't move, but can do other stuff'?"

Jourdain says, "yeah"

GM says, "That's it, then."

GM says, "Tharl, my apologies. Please finish your turn."

GM says, "You don't feel well enough to move, but to do other stuff you think you're okay."

[D&D] GM says, "Sorry everyone."

Jourdain says, "(ok, cool -- I knew 4e got rid of a lot of paralysis in exchange for immobilizing, so I was surprised to see it here)"

[D&D] Raderig says, "np"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Have I already used up my standard action, because I started the charge?"

[D&D] GM says, "I would say probably so, yes."

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "OK. Then I guess I've nothing else useful to do this turn anyway. Proceed!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "roight, then"

Raderig moves up a bit

GM says, "Damn it."

GM says, "I mean, it's so strange."

[D&D] Raderig says, "'sup dogg"

GM says, "I cleaned out these dungeons right before you guys came."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

GM says, "And I was sure there weren't any flies in here then."

Raderig gets a bad feeling.

GM says, "But right while Raderig was trying to move, I could have sworn one flew past."

GM exclaims, "Wait, I wasn't wrong. It did!"

GM exclaims, "And it did him 3hp of damage, too!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "ok, so it's a trap with multiple rounds of ammo :)"

Raderig exclaims, "yeaaargh!"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Or two separate traps, since it looks like you were hit on a different square."

GM says, "He's immobilized, too, it seems. But, as we all know, that just means he can't move anymore, though he can do other stuff."

Jourdain says, "hee hee"

Raderig notes he can't move his legs, decides that doesn't matter.

Raderig calls photonic phury down upon his enemies!

Raderig says, "(oh, actually, fiery fury, this time: Sacred Flame)"

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 7 | 11

Raderig says, "(vs ref)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Hmm. Should I have been rolling any saving throws at the end of my turn?)"

GM asks (of Raderigg), "Where are you aiming?"

Raderig says, "The guy right here in front of us."

Raderig says, "If I can."

GM says, "Sure."

GM exclaims, "You JUST miss him. You successfully knock one of the Tiamat icons off the altar behind him, though. Good going!"

GM says, "Uh, not that I'm anti-Tiamat or anything."

Raderig exclaims, "Sucks to Tiamat!"

Raderig advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: KOBOLDSKIRMISHER1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Surprising no one, the kobold next to Jourdain goes after..."

GM exclaims, "...Jourdain!"

Jourdain says, "nooo"

GM exclaims, "Ugh! And he hits!"

GM asks, "Doing... 3HP of damage? Man, what is he, a mosquito?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "Well, I was trying Sacred Flame specifically because it can grant a free saving throw on an ally, but I missed."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

Jourdain says, "pshaw"

GM says, "The kobold steals up against the northeasternmost coffin."

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "tiamat? more like tiatw... wait"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) KARIBEL(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

Tharl exclaims (at Karibel), "Beware the feet of the coffins!"

GM exclaims (at Tharl), "Coffins don't have feet!"

Tharl asks (of GM), "Have you ever looked inside a full one?"

Jourdain says, "ok, I guess Karibel is Mr Daggers"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 12 | 16

[D&D] Tharl says, "Hee."

Jourdain says, "16 versus that guy's reflex"

GM asks (of Jourdain), "What's he doing? Throwing a dagger?"

Jourdain says, "cloud of daggers spell"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Just call him Karibel Ginsu."

GM says, "Oh yeah."

Jourdain rolls 1d6+4: 5 | 9

GM says, "Man, that kobold really isn't happy as all those daggers start stabbing him at the same time."

Jourdain exclaims, "9 points of damage!"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Nine daggers, one point each."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

GM says, "The kobold swipes at the daggers, trying to get them to go away, but they aren't listening. Tiamat ain't THEIR god."

GM asks (of Jourdain), "Is that it?"

Jourdain says, "er, right, sorry"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER2(13) Jourdain(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Now, that kobold up there by the altar would never tell you this, but he's been cheating on his wife for the last year now with a hobgoblin chick from accounting. So he ain't gonna anger Tiamat anymore by moving away from the altar when all you infidels are trying to defile the shrine."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) JOURDAIN(12) Tharl(10) Raderig(1)

[Crows-Nest] Tharl wonders how the shrine got filed in the first place.

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "it got filed under "shrine, of tiamat, 1""

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "Also, if Tiamat is evil, doesn't that mean that the shrine started out defiled?"

[Crows-Nest] GM says (to Tharl), "The hobgoblin chick in accounting, pay attention."

[Crows-Nest] GM exclaims (at Tharl), "You're going to defile it with good!"

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says (to GM), "Ha ha."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Oh, if you hold, I might be able to do something handy..."

[D&D] Jourdain exclaims, "ok then!"

Jourdain says, "I will wait for Tharl"

Jourdain delayed.

[D&D] Tharl says, "(If I am mobile.)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Am I mobile?)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(That question was for the DM.)"

[D&D] GM says, "Well, let me see if that mosquito is still around here..."

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "Eeeagh flying knives!!!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "sorry, fiddling icon"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "I can't allow that."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "There are no bards in 4e."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Sorry, I guess I won't be helping you after all."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "it seems like I should try to move you out of the way"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Then you'd probably get hit by it."

[D&D] Tharl says, "And we'd both be stuck."

[D&D] Raderig says, "He can use that thing where he stabs you and moves you."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Compare the slime in the last room.)"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Would searching my space be a move action or a standard one?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Oops."

[D&D] Raderig says, "ut oh."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Phew."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "sorry about that -- logging went a little weird"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I guess there are no saving throws in this thing"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Raderig), "I think that it's a one-round effect, so I'm effectively making my through each turn."

[D&D] Tharl says, "But then getting attacked again each time at the start of my turn as long as I remain in this square."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Er, making my throw.)"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "if necessary Karibel could blast you out"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "but that would hurt"

[D&D] Tharl asks (of DM), "So, about the searching question?"

[D&D] GM asks, "Mmmm?"

[D&D] Tharl | [D&D] Tharl asks, "Would searching my space be a move action or a standard
[D&D] Tharl | one?"

[D&D] GM says, "Standard, I would say."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Ah. Then with my Perception check, it's not worth it. I'll just throw a hamemr at the nearest kobold."

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 16 | 22

[D&D] GM asks, "The one by Jourdain there?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Standard ranged attack."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Yeah."

[D&D] GM asks, "And this is versus reflex?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Is it?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "no, it's vs AC"

GM exclaims, "Oooh, you hit him!"

Tharl rolls 1d6+4: 2 | 6

Uptime: 02d23; pollster: inky; Users: 1; Online: 46

End of List.

Tharl slips a hammer from his belt and flings it at the kobold.

GM says, "The hammer hits him in the side. It looks really unpleasant, but he's still moving around and stuff, so it couldn't have been THAT bad."

Tharl exclaims (at Kobold), "I've got plenty more of thosE!"

Tharl advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) JOURDAIN(9) Raderig(1)

Jourdain asks (of GM), "hmm, can I grab Tharl and pull him forward towards the kobold?"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "or go around behind him and push?"

Jourdain asks, "or go around behind him and push?"

GM says, "I don't see why not."

GM says, "(Either one.)"

Jourdain asks, "is one easier?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Pulling might be better. No OA, right?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "true enough"

[D&D] GM says, "I... uh... don't know where to look this up."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Plus, less likely to put you in the path of the trap."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm, well, I guess if you're not sure how to rule it you could just call it a strength check"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "and pick some DC I have to get"

[D&D] GM says, "Okay, go for it."

Jourdain rolls 1d20+0: 7 | 7

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ok, I guess not"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am hoping the DC was 7."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Actually..."

GM exclaims, "Jourdain, a HALFLING, somehow fails to pull Tharl, a DRAGONBORN, out of the square he's in. Imagine that!"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Doesn't the equipment section cover dragging stuff?"

Jourdain says, "yeah well pshaw"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I think success/failure is automatic depending on your carrying capacity."

[D&D] Raderig says, "You can drag like 4x your standard capacity, but doing it in one single round and against who knows what kind of trap, well."

[D&D] Raderig says, "not sure about the exact number"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Raderig), "Mmm."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "looks like my max push/drag would be 500 pounds, but it comments a strength check might be required to do it in a stressful situation like combat"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "Aha. So exactly as we played!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "anyway, I think for the rest of my turn I will run around behind Tharl"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Go intuitive rule guessing."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "so the kobold will get a free basic attack (the sword in circle one) on me"

[D&D] Tharl asks (of Jourdain), "Trying to lure him in?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yeah, plus maybe get in position to push you next time"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "(and it's an opportunity attack so I have ac 21 against it, anyway)"

[D&D] GM says, "Okay."

Jourdain says, "anyway, that's all I got"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) RADERIG(1)

[D&D] Raderig asks, "does the kobold miss?"

GM says, "Wait, is that freaking mosquito back? Let me see."

Jourdain says, "nooo not this square too"

GM says, "Wait, no mosquito, false alarm."

Jourdain says, "I never should have left my position of safety"

GM exclaims, "And, coincidence of coincidences, Raderig feels well enough to move again!"

[D&D] Raderig asks (of GM), "Is there a knowledge (say, Dungeoneering) that might tell me what this effect is, btw?"

[D&D] GM asks, "What does the kobold roll vs the daggers?"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "oh, is it his turn?"

[D&D] GM says, "No, just so I know."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "on the kobold's turn he takes two points of damage, no save, and then the daggers go away at the start of karibel's turn"

[D&D] GM says, "Great, thanks."

Raderig shakes it off, whatever it was.

Raderig moves up a bit.

[D&D] GM says (to Raderig), "#belated, but you can roll dungeoneering if you want."

Raderig rolls 1d20+6: 6 | 12

Raderig wonders about what just happened to him.

GM says, "Huh, no, you can't think of anything specific. It must just be some weird mosquito that likes hanging around kobolds. Like I said, it's weird."

Raderig shoots a Lance of Faith.

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 17 | 21

Raderig says, "vs ref"

[Crows-Nest] (from Gunther) Faith says, "Hey!"

GM asks (of Raderig), "At whom?"

Raderig says, "The kobold right here."

Raderig says, "north of me"

GM asks, "By Jourdain?"

Raderig says, "the one that was previously adjacent to jourdain."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Jourdain moved."

[D&D] GM says, "Oh, okay. I still see him in the same place on the map."

[D&D] Raderig says, "erk"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I see him just south of me right now."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm, weird"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "try disconnecting and reconnecting?"

[D&D] GM asks, "Did you all just see one of the kobolds move?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "yes"

[D&D] GM asks, "Did Jourdain move?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Maybe if you drag Jourdain so he's just south of me, it'll sync up."

[D&D] GM says, "Done."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Yup, he's dancin'."

[D&D] Raderig says, "okie"

GM says, "Anyway. Lance of Faith. TO THE HEAD."

[D&D] Raderig says, "and now back to our regularly scheduled Lance of Faith"

Raderig rolls 1d8+4: 6 | 10

Raderig exclaims, "Tharl! May you be blessed with accuracy against this crappy little kobold!"

GM says, "Ooh, that kobold now has a big hole he didn't have a couple of minutes ago. He's bleeding profusely, too. He doesn't look good."

Tharl exclaims, "Thanks!"

GM says, "(Not that he looked good before, since he's a kobold. But he looks really bad now.)"

[D&D] Raderig says, "tharl +2 vs kobold on attack rolls vs that kobold"

Raderig advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: KOBOLDSKIRMISHER1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Well, this kobold isn't quite as stupid as he looks."

GM says, "Ha, just kidding, he totally is."

Jourdain says, "ha ha"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Hee."

GM says, "But he's not so stupid as to keep fighting you guys where you're all ganging up on him. So he moves back a bit to be closer to Tiamat."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

Jourdain says, "freakin' tiamat"

GM says, "Meanwhile, Mr. KoboldOverThere keeps batting away the daggers, which are playing pincushion with him."

GM says, "He likes his friend idea, and also moves back a ways."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) KARIBEL(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

Jourdain says, "Karibel notes that kobolds 1 and 2 are close enough together to hit them both with a scorching burst, so that is what he does"

Jourdain says, "(also the daggers disappear)"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 1 | 5

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 10 | 14

Jourdain says, "...but not very well"

Jourdain says, "that's vs their reflex"

Jourdain says, "also, he will defy the odds and take two steps forward"

GM says, "Let's see."

GM says, "You hit only the one right before the altar."

GM exclaims, "Roll damage!"

Jourdain says, "hey hey"

Jourdain rolls 1d6+4: 4 | 8

Jourdain says, "FWOOSH"

GM says, "What little hair he has seems to be on fire."

GM exclaims, "He, unsurprisingly, does not like the sensation!"

Tharl exclaims, "Flaming nostrils!"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Speaking of kobolds on fire..."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I assume that is an old dragonborn curse"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Darn, I was hoping they'd stay bunched up."

GM says, "He runs away from the altar to Tiamat, but not a ton closer to any of you."

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) THARL(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Tharl waits to find out whether or not he's still immobilized before making any long-term plans.

[D&D] GM exclaims (at Tharl), "It's not up to me, it's up to the mosquito!"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Did I say it was?"

[D&D] GM says, "Wait a minute, is that him? Over there in the corner? I'd better check."

GM says, "Well, maybe that Flystrip +1 I just bought is finally doing some good. No mosquitos this time."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "you can delay and I can try and shove you again, if that'd help"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hey hey"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Woah. I can move?"

GM exclaims, "And Tharl is feeling MUCH better now!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "or we can just run like heck"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am going to try the heck, yeah."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Step one, I should like to use my breath weapon on the two kobolds to the left."

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "There's only one on the left."

[D&D] Tharl says, "The two that are not to the right."

[D&D] Tharl says, "The two who are closest to me."

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "the deal is, #1 is fairly injured, #2 is lightly injured, and #3 is not injured?"

[D&D] GM asks, "Where are you right now?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am just north of Jourdain and just left of a coffin."

[D&D] GM asks, "Can you please try moving, just so I know if I can see it?"

[D&D] GM says, "Okay, fine, thanks."

[D&D] Raderig says, "look at him go"

[D&D] Tharl says, "My display shows one kobold who is four N and one W of me, and another who is four N and three E of me."

[D&D] GM says, "The reason I'm confused is that I'm only seeing one kobold on the left. Then there's one on the right, and another one more in the middle."

[D&D] Raderig says, "yeah, cool"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Okay."

[D&D] GM says, "So, breathe away."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "the deal is, he can hit everyone within a 5x5 square"

[D&D] Tharl says, ";Anyway, I'll roll for the one I have a +2 lance bonus against first and the other one second. Both versus reflex:"

[D&D] GM says (to Jourdain), "No, I was more confused by his saying that both kobolds were on the left. I was afraid it was another display problem."

Tharl rolls 1d20+8: 8 | 16

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 20 | 26

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh ok"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hey hey, finally some good rolls"

[D&D] Tharl says, "And damage (same roll for both):"

GM exclaims, "Man, your breath must really be bad, because these guys both stagger severely!"

Tharl rolls 1d6+1: 1 | 2

GM says, "Well, not THAT severely."

Tharl whoosh.

GM hands Tharl a peppermint.

[D&D] Tharl says, "Assuming the far left one is still standing, I now attempt to charge him."

[D&D] GM says, "He is, and you can."

Tharl rolls 1d20+8: 2 | 10

[D&D] Tharl says, "That is presumably a miss."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "actually, the second one you rolled a 20 for"

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Versus AC.)"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "so you do max damage automatically"

[D&D] GM asks, "Oh, what's max damage for this?"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Oh, cool."

[D&D] Raderig says, "huh, that's interesting"

[D&D] Tharl says (to GM), "7"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "(20 is always a critical hit for any kind of attack, and critical hits always do max damage)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "It's kinda weird doing a crit on one attack out of a group of several that get the same damage roll."

[D&D] GM says, "Tharl doesn't do anything to the kobold over by the wall, but he thinks he sees the other one catch a late whiff of garlic from Tharl and feeling even worse."

[D&D] GM says, "And that sentence totally sucked, but you all know what I mean, so let's just move on."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Good luck getting past the you-know-what."

Jourdain says, "hmm"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Actually, I just realized that I should have rolled a 12 there, but I assume that still misses."

[D&D] GM asks (of Tharl), "A 1d20+12?"

Jourdain asks (of GM), "can I jump up onto these coffins?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "No, 1d20+10. With a two showing on the die, for a total of 12."

Jourdain says, "or sarcophageese or whatever they are"

[D&D] GM says, "I see. Yeah, no difference."

GM says (to Jourdain), "Sure."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Oh great, walking on the dead."

GM says, "Given the figures carved on them, though, they count as difficult terrain."

Jourdain says, "ok, I am going to move like that then"

Jourdain says, "that's fair enough, let's see"

Jourdain says, "it looks like I can still make it there counting them double"

GM says, "The kobold says 'RARRR' as Jourdain comes up by him."

Jourdain says, "hee hee"

Jourdain says, "so then I will piercing strike him"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 7 | 15

Jourdain says, "15 vs reflex"

GM exclaims, "The kobold is piercing struck!"

Jourdain rolls 1d4+4: 2 | 6

Jourdain exclaims, "for 6 damage!"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) JOURDAIN(9) Raderig(1)

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) RADERIG(1)

[D&D] Gunther says, "it would be awesome if you could do speech bubbles in maptool"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I need to work out how to get some sneak attack damage in"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "because this 1d4+4 business is not cutting it"

Raderig moves up, but is kind of slow.

Raderig calls down sacred flame.

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 3 | 7

[D&D] Raderig says, "damnit"

Raderig says, "it goes poof"

GM says, "Not sacred enough to slay a dicipile of Tiamat, that's for sure. Maybe some even wimpier God."

Raderig advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: KOBOLDSKIRMISHER1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Well, this kobold doesn't have much faith in his ability to kill Tharl."

GM says, "But he's also not sure he wants to anger Tiamat by going up on the altar."

GM says, "'Tharl, Tiamat, Tharl, Tiamat,' you can almost hear him say."

GM says, "He goes for Tharl, since, hey, level 1 vs. God."

GM rolls 1d20+6: 6 | 12

[D&D] Jourdain exclaims, "but they both start with T!"

[D&D] Tharl says, "ANd they're both dragons."

[D&D] Tharl says, "And they both... uh..."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Smite people?"

GM exclaims, "Yeah, well, Tiamat isn't happy this guy had to think about it, because he doesn't even make a dent in Tharl!"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

Tharl exclaims (at Kobold), "Your evil gods can't help you now! Repent!"

GM says, "This kobold, however, doesn't waste time thinking."

GM says, "Well, ever, but especially when Jourdain is right there to attack."

GM rolls 1d20+6: 12 | 18

GM exclaims, "Ooh, and he hits!"

Jourdain says, "nooo"

GM rolls 1d8: 6 | 6

GM says, "For 6 damage! Yow, that's GOTTA hurt."

Jourdain says, "ow"

Jourdain says, "but I'm tough, I can take it"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) KARIBEL(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

[D&D] GM asks, "Can someone please confirm Karibel's position for me?"

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "You've got a high hitpoint density."

[D&D] Raderig says, "down there."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "there is karibel by the SW coffin"

[D&D] Raderig says, "um, just west of the southwest coffin."

[D&D] GM says, "Wait, he's right next to... A MOSQUITO. I think. Lemme check..."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "Per unit volume, I mean."

GM says, "Well, I guess I need to take back that flystrip."

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

GM says, "Because something just stung Karibel for 3hp, and he can't move."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "Although I guess in a setting like this, 'unit volume' is probably a figgin or something."

Jourdain says, "stupid mosquito"

Jourdain says, "luckily his wizard powers enable him to shoot people from a distance"

GM exclaims, "Luckily!"

Jourdain says, "he does a chill strike against the kobold next to jourdain"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 19 | 23

Jourdain says, "23 vs fortitude"

GM says, "That kobold suddenly got very, very, very cold."

Jourdain says, "awesome"

Jourdain rolls 2d8+4: 6 8 | 18

Gunther has disconnected.

Gunther was awarded the Hemingway Prize for his report of the Holy Hand over the Holy Land.

Jourdain says, "like, 18 points of damage cold"

GM exclaims, "So cold in fact, he's dead!"

Jourdain says, "well, uh, I guess it didn't help to set up a sneak attack for jourdain"

Jourdain says, "but hey"

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM exclaims, "That kobold on the right wants to get as far away as he can from Jourdain!"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) THARL(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I guess at this point there is no reason not to bust out the encounter powers"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Assuming they're applicable and don't use up actions you could better use on something else."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "well, ok"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "Oh, it's my turn!"

Tharl swings some smack at the adjacent kobold.

Tharl rolls 1d20+9: 2 | 11

GM says, "Not smack enough, alas."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Who replaced my 1d20 with a 1d2?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "ok, back in, with good old terminal+telnet"

[D&D] GM says, "Woo."

GM displays the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) THARL(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

[D&D] Tharl says, "Hmm. I think I'll do something stupid now."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Let me know at what point I get hit by a 'mosquito'."

GM says, "Stop."

GM says, "'Buzzz buzzzzzz'"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "It is a hit again?"

GM says, "Ouch, yeah, it got you."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Oh well."

GM says, "5 HP of damage, and you can't move. Sorry about that."

GM says, "I'll fumigate this place again as soon as you are all done."

[D&D] Tharl says, "No flanking the kobold."

[D&D] GM exclaims, "Not this round!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I guess I will go pound on the other kobold instead"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "with Raderig"

Raderig exclaims, "Oh man, on the shrine!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I run up on the altar"

[D&D] GM says, "Hey, it's your eternal soul."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "if I don't get smote by divine lightning, I will attack the kobold there"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 16 | 24

Jourdain says, "24 vs reflex"

Jourdain says, "assuming that's a hit"

Jourdain rolls 1d4+4: 1 | 5

Jourdain says, "...5 damage"

GM says, "Oooh, that guy is looking even worse now. And he wasn't looking so great before."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "I wodner how attacking objects works with area attacks."

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "apparently the latest errata is basically the DM decides which powers can affect objects"

[D&D] Tharl says (to GM), "It's not like he was winning any beauty contests before the fight."

Jourdain advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) JOURDAIN(9) Raderig(1)

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "True dat."

[D&D] Jourdain says (to Raderig), "so you can flank for +2 if you step up one square"

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "But if they can, does that mean they automatically do?"

GM advances the initiative: KoboldSkirmisher1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) RADERIG(1)

[D&D] Jourdain says, "though I guess then you'll have to stick to melee attacks"

Raderig moves north a square

Raderig smites the foul beast with his hammer of killing!

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 12 | 16

Raderig says, "vs AC"

GM says, "Raderig's hammer... is aptly named."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

Raderig rolls 1d10+2: 3 | 5

GM exclaims, "And the kobold collapses in a heap to prove it!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "score"

Raderig exclaims, "Let your god save you now!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I even forgot the +2 from flanking."

Raderig advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: KOBOLDSKIRMISHER1(21) KoboldSkirmisher3(19) Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM removes KoboldSkirmisher1 from the initiative list.

GM removes KoboldSkirmisher3 from the initiative list.

GM displays the initiative: Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM advances the initiative: KARIBEL(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM says, "There we go."

Gunther has arrived.

[Setting the zoned flag.]

Jourdain says, "Karibel attempts to determine if the mosquito still vexes him"

GM says, "Ooh, good question."

GM says, "Nope, nothing buzzing around this time."

Jourdain says, "awesome"

GM says, "And Karibel is able to move again."

Jourdain says, "in that case he will move until instructed to stop"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "I bet it's actually mansquito"

Jourdain says, "I guess that is as far as he wishes to move"

GM says, "No problems whatsoever."

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "I have no idea what that is, but it's dirty"

Jourdain says, "then he will call down another mighty cloud of daggers"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "sci-fi channel film, of course"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 10 | 14

Jourdain says, "14 vs reflex"

GM says, "You hit! But just barely."

Jourdain rolls 1d6+4: 4 | 8

Jourdain exclaims, "with deadly blades, just barely is good enough!"

GM exclaims, "The daggers, however, hit again and again and again!"

Jourdain says, "furthermore it will take another 2 at the start of its turn"

Jourdain advances the initiative: Karibel(15) KOBOLDSKIRMISHER2(13) Tharl(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

GM says, "Well, that kobold is really stumbling now. It looks like he can barely stand."

GM says, "He somehow manages to move back a few spaces, though."

GM advances the initiative: Karibel(15) KoboldSkirmisher2(13) THARL(10) Jourdain(9) Raderig(1)

[Crows-Nest] Allen says, "wow, I totally thought you were joking, but I googled..."

[Crows-Nest] GM says, "Ha ha ha."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Waiting to find out if I'm hit.)"

[D&D] GM says, "Ooh, you are indeed. For 6 HP."

[D&D] GM says, "And you still can't move."

Tharl grits his teeth. "This is no way to fight."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I'm using Inspiring Word on myself."

[D&D] Jourdain asks (of Tharl), "how are you doing in terms of getting close to falling over?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ah, good"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says (to Allen), "no premise is shit enough to not be a sci-fi original"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Which lets me spend a healing surge as a minor action."

[D&D] Raderig says, "If you want to hold off on that, I can try to do something on my turn"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Bringing me up to 10 HP."

[D&D] Raderig says, "while also killing the crap out of the dude"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Raderig), "I'm still at less than half my HP, so I could probably use all the healing I can conveniently get."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Right on"

[D&D] GM says (to Raderig), "You're pretty sure you can see some of the crap that was knocked out of him earlier. It's not pretty."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I will then proceed to draw and throw another hammer."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ew"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Fortunately, I am bloodied, and when I am bloodied, I am angry."

[D&D] Tharl says, "And when I am angry, I am very slightly better at hitting things."

[D&D] Jourdain exclaims, "just like the hulk!"

Tharl rolls 1d20+7: 10 | 17

GM says, "RAR, THARL SMASH KOBOLD."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Normal ranged attack, versus AC."

Tharl rolls 1d6+4: 6 | 10

GM says, "RAR, KOBOLD DEAD."

Jourdain asks, "?"

Jourdain exclaims, "!!"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims (at Kobold), "And that's for your traps!"

Raderig exclaims, "Right! Next!"

[D&D] GM asks, "How is everyone doing for time?"

Raderig exclaims, "Come on out, ye koboldies!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I'm good"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Now that we are out of the stressful situation, can Karibel remove me from this square without a strength check?"

GM says, "You think you hear crickets... but no more kobolds."

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Yeah, whatever."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm, I have time to play another room of this length"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "crickets? in a cave? FIREBALL"

Jourdain says, "in that case I will investigate the altar"

GM says, "Go for it."

Jourdain asks, "are we going to rededicate this altar to somebody or just burn it?"

Tharl asks, "How evil is it?"

Raderig says, "Erathis needs no altar in this pit."

Jourdain says (to Raderig), "you're the expert on evility here"

Raderig goes to look at the altar.

Raderig says, "Well, this is your standard five-foot wide altar of dragonny death and destruction, you see."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

Raderig rolls 1d20+5: 6 | 11

Jourdain says, "in that case Karibel volunteers to blow the crap out of it with his magic from a safe distance"

GM asks (of Raderig), "?"

Raderig says, "Yep. Standard, uh, something."

[D&D] Raderig says, "religion"

Tharl says, "Hmm. Once we remove all the valuab-- I mean, evil artifacts, perhaps Bahamut would like it."

GM says, "It's your standard-issue altar to Tiamat. You don't know much more than that. Well, except that there appears to be an offering on the altar. Not much else interesting about it, though."

Tharl says, "Or, right, we could blow the proverbial crap out of it."

Jourdain says, "if you would rather rededicate it that is ok by me"

Raderig says, "Erathis could certainly use this, here, you know, to build some more cities."

Raderig says, "I mean the offering. 'hem."

[D&D] Tharl spends a healing surge, since we seem to be here long enough to rest and recover encounter powers and stuff.

[D&D] Raderig says, "me too"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh yeah, Jourdain does too"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "but Karibel will tough it out"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ok, I'm lying, he'll spend one too"

Tharl says, ":investigates the recesses in the west wall."

Jourdain says, "I guess sometimes rooms like this have treasure in the coffins, and sometimes they have hideous undead monsters"

GM asks (of Tharl), "Which recess(es)?"

[D&D] Tharl says (to GM), "West wall, starting at the south end."

[D&D] Tharl says, "And working my way north until I find something interesting or run out of recesses."

GM says, "In the lowermost recess, there's a suit of armor."

GM says, "It depicts what looks like a knight standing at attention."

Tharl lifts up one of the gauntlets and tries to assess the quality and style of it.

GM says, "It looks like crap kobold construction."

Tharl says, "Alas."

GM says, "But it's all connected. It's not something you could rip apart and steal the various components of."

GM says, "It's all been welded together or something."

Tharl pops open the visor and peeks inside, then rattles the body a bit to find if there's anything inside.

GM says, "Huh, it looks like there's a dart gun inside."

GM says, "WAIT A MINUTE."

GM says, "THOSE WEREN'T MOSQUITOS AT ALL."

Jourdain says, "ha ha"

Tharl promptly smashes it.

Jourdain says, "aHA"

GM says (to Tharl), "It's pretty dead."

Tharl says, "And let that be the end of that."

Tharl checks the rest of the recesses in order for any points of interest, smashing any dart guns he finds in his travels.

GM says (to Tharl), "The other recesses on the west wall just contain crab-kobold-construction shields. No traps or anything that you can find."

GM says, "Er, crap, not crab. The kobolds made this keyboard, too."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "And the same on the east?"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "a knight "standing at attention", eh? I wonder what it fired the darts from"

[D&D] GM asks, "Which one(s) do you want to search on the east side?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Same order. Start with the one at the south end, then work my way north."

[D&D] GM says, "Same deal. Another suit of armor, three more shields, all quality crap."

Tharl asks, "Should we open these coffins now, or should we leave them until we've secured the area more thoroughly?"

Raderig asks, "Och, wee one, have you collected donations for Erathis?"

Raderig says (to Tharl), "I'm for securing."

Jourdain says, "yeah, we can always come back"

Tharl says, "Very well. Onward, then@"

Jourdain says, "once all else has fallen before us"

GM asks, "So you are all done in here?"

Jourdain says, "yeah"

[D&D] Tharl says, "For now."

GM says, "Okay."

GM exclaims, "Well, you come to another stairway!"

Jourdain exclaims, "!!"

GM exclaims (at Jourdain), "I KNOW!"

GM says, "This is so exciting, I can barely keep my dice bag rattling."

Tharl says, "It is almost as though the kobolds were fond of the downward direction."

GM says, "Anyway, if you thought that was exciting, get THIS: YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRCASE."

GM says, "You come..."

GM says, "...to..."

GM says, "...a..."

[Crows-Nest] (from Tharl) GM says, "...KOBOLD"

GM says, "...room."

GM says, "Huh."

GM says, "Let's see what's going on in here."

Tharl says (to Karibel), "Stay *away* from the goo this time."

GM says, "Well, this chamber looks kind of like the last one."

GM says, "In that it was once a tomb."

Jourdain asks, "hunh, another slime pit?"

GM says, "But the kobolds have transformed it into what you might almost call..."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "Are the coffins kobold-sized?"

GM asks, "...a playground? Can that be right? Do kobolds play?"

Raderig says, "maybe they like to swim in slime"

GM says, "There are four stone coffins here, looking very similar to the ones in the last room. And there's another pit filled with the sludge you all know and love, between them."

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "hath not a kobold eyes? hath not a kobold hands? hath not a kobold a ping-pong table?"

GM says, "On the opposite end of the room, there's a pair of... wait..."

GM says, "...double doors."

GM says, "Flanking them are two raised platforms, both 10 feet above the floor."

GM says, "Looking upward..."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "How high is the ceiling?"

GM exclaims, "!"

GM exclaims, "There are two kobolds!"

GM says, "ON EACH PLATFORM."

GM says, "But they don't see you yet."

GM says, "Well, or so it seems."

[D&D] Raderig says, "what a dirty trick"

GM says, "Tharl steps closer to the southwesternmost coffin."

Tharl exclaims, "By the shining scales of Bahamut -- it's KOBOLDS!"

GM says, "He sees on that coffin, as well as the others, several animal skulls. All of which are arranged in small pieles."

GM says, "Er, piles."

Jourdain says, "mm, pies"

Jourdain says, "oh wait"

GM exclaims, "Suddenly, the kobolds... <dun dun DUN>... SEE YOU!"

GM says, "And you see for the first time that one is holding a sludge-drenched rock that's tied to a long rope."

[Crows-Nest] Tharl asks, "Do we get a surprise round?"

GM says, "The rope is connected to the center of the ceiling, which is... uh... high above you."

GM says, "That kobold shouts something to his friends, and they all... <dun, dun, DUN>... ROLL INITIATIVE."

Tharl rolls 1d20+3: 20 | 23

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "(Guess we don't.)"

Tharl clears the initiative.

Tharl registers himself at init 23.

[D&D] Raderig asks, "by the way, don't we get some kind of initiative roll from tharl?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "err, bonus"

[Crows-Nest] GM says (to Tharl), "Yeah, sorry."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "+2"

Raderig rolls 1d20+2: 8 | 10

Jourdain rolls 1d20+6: 10 | 16

Raderig registers himself at init 10.

Jourdain registers Jourdan at init 16.

Jourdain rolls 1d20+2: 1 | 3

Jourdain registers Karibel at init 3.

[D&D] Tharl says (to Raderig), "+1"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Provided you're within 10 squares of me."

[D&D] Raderig says, "oops"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh, whoops"

Raderig removes Raderig from the initiative list.

GM rolls 1d20+3: 8 | 11

Raderig registers himself at init 9.

Jourdain removes Jourdan from the initiative list.

Jourdain removes Karibel from the initiative list.

Jourdain registers Jourdan at init 15.

Jourdain registers Karibel at init 2.

GM rolls 1d20+3: 6 | 9

GM displays the initiative: Tharl(23) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says, "No wonder Jourdain and Karibel were so much speedier than Raderig last time."

GM registers KoboldMinion2 at init 8.

GM rolls 1d20+3: 13 | 16

[D&D] Raderig says, "everything is faster than a 1"

GM registers KoboldSlinger1 at init 16.

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

GM rolls 1d20+3: 17 | 20

[D&D] Raderig says, "even when the 1 gets a +1"

GM registers KoboldSlinger2 at init 20.

GM displays the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM advances the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Jourdain asks (of GM), "aren't you missing one kobold?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Which one has the rock?"

GM says, "This tool has to be able to cope with ties."

GM registers KoboldMinion2 at init 7.

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KoboldMinion2(7) Karibel(2)

GM says, "Okay, let's go."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Which one has the rock-onna-rope?"

[D&D] GM says, "The Kobold Minion on the left platform."

[D&D] GM says, "The one I just made move."

[D&D] Raderig says, "who does a little dance, because he's so excited about having the rock."

[D&D] GM says, "That's it."

[D&D] Jourdain asks (of GM), "is there any obvious way to climb up onto the platforms?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Also, hypothetically speaking, how long would it take a rock to swing down, cross the room, swing back, and return to the kobold?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "If he felt like dropping it?"

[D&D] GM says, "One turn."

[D&D] Tharl says, "The whole swing and return would be one turn? Hmm."

[D&D] GM says, "Yes."

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KoboldMinion2(7) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl asks, "And how solid are those platforms? Are they solid stone built into the wall, or are they something that might possibly get toppled?"

[D&D] GM says, "They're stone. Not really topplable."

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "is there any way to climb them?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK. Then I think I'll ready an action to try to catch the stone when it comes by and (using the coffin to push off of for slightly more altitude), swing up to the platform on the rope."

[D&D] GM says, "There are no railings on them, but it looks like it might be possible to climb them... if you can get that close."

[D&D] Tharl says, "If that is acceptable."

[D&D] GM says, "You're welcome to try, but that sounds like it would (a) be risky, and (b) be rather unlikely to work. But if you still want to try it, go for it."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "How risky/unlikely?"

[D&D] GM says, "Rather and rather."

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK, I guess that is Officially Discouraged, then."

[D&D] GM says, "You said it, I didn't. :)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "In which case I may as well simply move twice towards the other end of the room."

[D&D] GM says, "Er, wait."

Gunther has disconnected.

Gunther has connected.

Gunther disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.

[D&D] Raderig says, "My impression is that thick line means "wall""

[D&D] Raderig says, "or "platform" rather"

[D&D] GM says, "Sorry, I didn't mean you had to go back all the way. What Raderig said, yeah."

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK."

[D&D] GM says, "The thick black line just shows that the platform is there, 10 feet above the floor."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Right."

[D&D] GM says, "(Sorry, I thought that would be clear.)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "That was my slip."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh, I see"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "hmm, and the platforms are too high to reach with a melee attack from the ground, right?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Since I'm here, I shall use my breath on the two nearest kobolds as well."

GM says, "The kobolds on the platform look down at Tharl and snarl. Hey, that rhymes."

[D&D] GM asks (of Tharl), "What's the area of effect?"

[D&D] Raderig says (to Jourdain), "especially for you :)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "5x5."

[D&D] GM asks, "Feet? Or squares?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Squares."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I need a tiny stepladder to carry around"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Okay, well, go for it."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Actually, hmm. Can you climb as part of a normal move?"

[D&D] GM says, "I don't think so in this case."

[D&D] Tharl checks.

[D&D] Tharl | ;It looks like it normally is. Is this a special case?

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Er, that came out weird.)"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hey, we should form a human pyramid"

[D&D] Raderig asks, "It's just coefficient + skill check, right?"

[D&D] GM asks (of Tharl), "How much more can you move?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "A total of 12 normal squares."

GM asks, "Twelve squares more?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "No, total. And it looks like a successful climb check lets you climb at half your speed."

[D&D] GM says, "How many MORE squares can you move, is my question."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I already moved eight, which means i have four squares left."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Which would translate to climbing two squares."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Hey, would that put me at the top?"

[D&D] GM says, "Okay. Well, if you want to try to climb the wall, roll Athletics."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Woo."

[D&D] Raderig says, "I think it would, if it's ten feet high"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Yes, but first roll Athletics."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "What's the climbing kit give? +2?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Yup."

Tharl rolls 1d20+10: 15 | 25

[D&D] Raderig says, "climbing kit? that sounds like something you have to prepare"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Raderig), "If so, then I rolled 1d20+8 = 23 instead."

GM says, "Amazingly, Tharl is able to find the proper hand and footholds in the rock wall and he scales it to the very top of the platform."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "awesome"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "So my first move was right!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "woot"

[D&D] GM says, "Stop for a moment, please."

Tharl exclaims (at Kobold), "SURPRISE!"

[D&D] Tharl stops.

GM says (to Tharl), "Now that you're up on the platform, you can see that there's a staircase going down, behind that kobold against the wall there."

GM says, "(The one with the stone, by the way, who's now cowering in fright.)"

Jourdain says, "oh hmm"

[D&D] GM says, "That's all."

[D&D] GM says, "(Just had to get that out.)"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Hee."

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "so in theory we might be able to reach it by going through the door?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK, now I use my breath weapon..."

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 16 | 22

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 4 | 10

Tharl rolls 1d6+1: 4 | 5

[D&D] GM asks, "This is versus what, I'm sorry?"

Tharl shzzzkzap!

[D&D] Tharl says, "Reflex."

GM says, "Okay."

GM says, "Well, the kobold to Tharl's right starts holding his nose, which causes him to incur some damage because he's so stupid it takes him several seconds to find it, during which time he pokes himself in the eye and some even more unfriendly places."

GM says, "But the other kobold... he's a different story."

GM says, "He's a really puny guy, and it looks like Tharl's breath alone was enough to do him in."

GM says, "But."

[D&D] Raderig exclaims, "quick, catch it!"

Tharl . o O ( Kobolds must not like the smell of ozone... )

GM says, "With his last ounce of (not much) strength, he throws the ball with all of his might into the center of the room."

Jourdain says, "noooo"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims (at Raderig), "I have used up all my actions!"

GM says, "(Going right over the head of the kobold o the right, there.)"

GM exclaims, "The stone reaches the center of the room and then angles back... toward the other platform!"

GM says, "Where it's caught by one of the kobolds there, who begins grunting in what sounds like constipated delight."

Jourdain says, "ew"

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KoboldMinion2(7) Karibel(2)

GM removes KoboldMinion2 from the initiative list.

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Tharl advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KOBOLDSLINGER2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "The kobold on the other platform, who has been watching all this, isn't happy."

GM exclaims, "He pulls out his sling... and shoots at Tharl!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "imagine my surprise once I actually see what's going on"

GM says, "Oooh, and hits him."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I peek around the corner and give play-by-play commentary"

GM rolls 1d6+3: 3 | 6

GM says, "For six damage."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Does the doorframe extend at all above the level of the platforms, or is it a straight shot across them?"

GM exclaims, "Plus... huh... weird. Whatever that kobold shot at Tharl released some sort of a really sticky substance all over the Dragonborn. He can't move!"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Straight shot."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "tharl has an affinity for immobilization"

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KOBOLDSLINGER1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Raderig says, "these guys love goopy shit"

GM says, "Well, this kobold on the same platform as Tharl sure ain't happy, either. And he proves it by, duh, attacking Tharl."

[D&D] Raderig says, "(not literally, I hope)"

GM says, "And HITTING."

GM says, "With his... uh... dagger."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "wtf competent kobolds"

GM exclaims, "For ANOTHER six damage!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "this goes against all that I have ever learned"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "I think it is the immobilization that likes me rather than the other way around."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "good point"

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) JOURDAN(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says, "These are dangerous kobolds."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm, looks like I can do deft strike with a ranged attack"

Jourdain deftly runs forward two squares and throws a dagger at the kobold on Tharl's platform

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 20 | 28

[D&D] Raderig says, "awwww yeah"

Jourdain says, "skewering for 8 points for damage"

GM says, "Jourdain is an excellent shot today."

GM says, "That kobold is bleeding pretty darn profusely."

Jourdain says, "then I draw another dagger as a minor action and am done"

Jourdain advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) RADERIG(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Raderig enters the room.

Raderig moves again

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "hmm, do you have to be next to Tharl to heal him?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "because I assume he could use healing at this point"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I was just checking"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh, nice"

[D&D] Tharl says, "He could, in fact."

[D&D] Raderig says, "yep"

Raderig speaks a word of healing.

Raderig rolls 1d6+4: 3 | 7

[D&D] Raderig says, "you can do a surge, plus 7hp."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Woot."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "you clerics are good at this stuff"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I guess that is why they call them clerics"

Tharl flexes and beams.

[D&D] Tharl says, "Back up to 19."

Raderig advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KOBOLDMINION2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "This, you might remember, is the kobold with the stone."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "good, bad, he's the guy^Wkobold with the stone"

GM says, "He throws the stone..."

GM exclaims, "...at Raderig!"

GM exclaims, "And hits!"

GM rolls 1d8+2: 7 | 9

GM exclaims, "For nine damage!"

GM says, "And."

Raderig says, "Oof"

GM says, "Well, the stone hit Raderig with such powerful force, that he goes skitting against the wall for about 10 feet."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "wow bam"

GM says, "The stone, meanwhile, flies back to the kobold."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KARIBEL(2)

Jourdain says, "hmm"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Stonerang?"

Jourdain says, "Karibel shouts a crazed wizard war-cry and unleashes a scorching burst at the kobolds on the right platform"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 2 | 6

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 1 | 5

Jourdain says, "...uh, not very successfully"

Jourdain says, "but I bet it got their attention"

GM says, "Karibel should have let loose with a more crazed cry, because that one sucked."

[D&D] Tharl says, "It was for dramatic effect."

Jourdain advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM says, "The kobolds snarl and jump up and down, but not much else."

[D&D] Tharl says, "More than an actual damage per se."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "some call me .. Karibel *fwoosh*"

GM says, "So, anyway, you're all having a perfectly nice battle."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Too many syllables."

GM says, "Tharl certainly thinks he'll stick around for a while"

GM says, "When, all of the sudden..."

GM exclaims, "Another kobold runs up the lefthand stairs!"

[D&D] Jourdain exclaims, "!!"

GM registers KoboldMinion3 at init 14.

GM displays the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM advances the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl exclaims, "Time for a friendly greeting!"

Tharl immediately swings his sword at the new kobold.

Tharl rolls 1d20+7: 19 | 26

Tharl rolls 1d10+4: 2 | 6

GM says, "That kobold regrets that he has but 1HP to give for his... whatever."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Hey, I think that's the first time I've hit with my sword today."

[D&D] GM says, "Or at least he did before he bacame a pancake."

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Hmm. Anyone in serious need of healing?"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "just you?"

[D&D] Tharl says (to GM), "Yeah, yeah, I'm checking if I can make good use of my other two actions."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh, wait, and Raderig got hit"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Rad got me fixed up pretty nicely."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "maybe he'd rather heal himself"

[D&D] Raderig says, "och, I'm fine"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I am not sure how the professional pride works there"

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK, if everyone's fine, I'll pass the baton."

Tharl advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KOBOLDSLINGER2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "Tharl, as you might recall, is still glued to his square with anticipation."

Jourdain says, "oh yeah, I forgot"

Tharl likes it here. Kobolds at arm's reach.

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Oh, do I roll a save for that?"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "Yes, roll reflex."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Uh."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "How do I roll reflex?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hang on"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "does it just say (save ends)?"

[D&D] GM says, "Yes."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ok, that works different in 4e"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "there's just a universal save mechanic where you roll a d20 and save on a 10 or better"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Is this the straight '1d20' save?"

Tharl rolls 1d20: 15 | 15

GM says, "Okay, the glue on Tharl has worn off. My mistake."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "(some monsters/characters get a bonus, but normally it's just 10+)"

Tharl:wrenches free of the glue, spattering the adjacent kobold with gummy bits of goo.

[D&D] Jourdain says, "like dwarves get a +5 to saves vs poison"

GM says, "While Tharl is realizing this, the kobold next to him sneaks five feet away."

GM exclaims, "And then shoots him!"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "And humans get +1 to saves versus everything?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I don't remember -- if they don't get it normally there's definitely a feat for it"

GM exclaims (at Tharl), "And hits again!"

GM says, "No glue this time, but 3HP damage."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KOBOLDSLINGER1(16) Jourdan(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Tharl exclaims (at Kobold), "Nice try, but I can withstand your puny missiles!"

GM says, "The kobold on the other platform likes the way that kobold thought. Well, assuming kobolds do, which they probably really don't most of the time."

GM says, "Ick, more glue, all over Tharl."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) JOURDAN(15) KoboldMinion3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Jourdain says, "I run over to the doors and see if they're open"

Jourdain says, "er, unlocked"

GM says, "Alas, they are not."

GM says, "And, they are not.'"

Jourdain exclaims, "then I will attempt to pick the lock!"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+11: 10 | 21

[D&D] Tharl says, "Man, it's like he's some sort of thief or something."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Do we know what this guy's background is?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Is it really a good idea to have him in the party?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I have an eyepatch, you can trust me"

GM says, "Well, that's interesting."

GM says, "Jourdain opens the big padlock on the door, and it tumbles to the ground."

Jourdain says, "I say "ooh yeah, baby""

[Crows-Nest] (from Raderig) GM says, "FIFTY KOBOLDS COME OUT OF THE DOOR

[Crows-Nest] Jourdain says, "oh no, clown kobolds"

GM says, "But since it is from the Crap Kobold Construction Kompany, it doesn't seem like it was doing that much good... The door still doesn't open. It must be barred from the other side."

Jourdain says, "...dammit"

Jourdain says, "ok, well, that was my turn, I'll think of something clever next time"

Jourdain advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) KOBOLDMINION3(14) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "Wait, that kobold is supposed to be gone, sorry."

GM removes KoboldMinion3 from the initiative list.

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) RADERIG(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl asks, "When my turn comes up, if I have the option of trying to kill kobolds or trying to unblock the door, does anyone have a preference for which I do?"

Raderig picks himself up,

Raderig moves a bit

Raderig says, "and shoots a lance of awesome"

Raderig says, "(at KoboldSlinger1)"

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 2 | 6

GM says, "That was more like a Lance of SUCK."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "well, Raderig and Karibel don't actually need to get up on the platform, I guess"

[D&D] Raderig says, "rararar"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "so it seems like you'd be more productive killing dudes"

[D&D] Raderig says, "agreed"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "and I will work out a way to climb up or throw daggers at them or something"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Dealing deadly dude damage it is, then."

Raderig advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KOBOLDMINION2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "This, you may remember, is the fellow with the stone."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "uh-oh"

[D&D] Raderig says, "fortunately, Jourdain is in the way this time."

GM exclaims, "He aims it... at Karibel!"

GM exclaims, "And fires!"

GM says, "But misses. Rather pathetically, I might add."

GM exclaims, "Or spectacularly. You know what I mean!"

GM says, "The stone, without any little bits of Karibel attached, returns to the grunting, disgruntled kobold."

Jourdain says, "that'll teach you to attack a wizard, says Karibel"

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KARIBEL(2)

Jourdain says, "and then he promptly retaliates with another tower of flame"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 7 | 11

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 14 | 18

Jourdain rolls 1d6+4: 2 | 6

[D&D] GM asks, "Wait, what are the first two roles?"

Jourdain says, "6 damage to the second guy, I assume no damage to the first guy"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "to-hit rolls"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I attacked uh, the minion and slinger 2"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "(it's an area effect power)"

[D&D] GM says, "Oh, I see."

[D&D] GM asks, "Versus what?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "reflex"

GM says, "The kobold with the stone is so upset that he's just sort of jumping around in circles, and that miraculously causes him to miss being caught in the fire."

GM says, "The kobold with the sling, alas, is not so lucky."

Jourdain says, "hee hee"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Jourdain:"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Er, never mind."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(For some odd reason, I was thinking it was Jourdain's turn.)"

Jourdain advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "You are in exactly the wrong square right now."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Assuming having a kobold fall on you hurts, which I suspect it does."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oops, sorry"

[D&D] Tharl asks (of DM), "I'm mobile now, right?"

GM says (to Tharl), "Roll to save."

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "Not your fault."

GM says (to Tharl), "The other kobold shot you with more glue, remember."

[D&D] Tharl asks (of DM), "I thought you said I wasn't immobilized this time?"

[D&D] Raderig says, "kobolds are tiny and easy to deflect"

[D&D] Raderig says, "well, maybe not for a halfling"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Do I roll at the start of my turn?"

[D&D] GM says (to Tharl), "The first one didn't use glue, but the second one did."

Tharl rolls 1d20: 6 | 6

[D&D] Tharl says, "Ah."

GM says, "Sorry, this glue hasn't quite worn off yet."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "I think I might have missed the second attack -- how much damage did he do?"

[D&D] GM says, "None, just the glue."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Aha."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I guess I'll just throw a hammer, then."

[D&D] GM asks, "At whom?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "The one with the glue."

[D&D] GM asks, "Which? The one closest to you?"

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 16 | 22

Tharl rolls 1d6+4: 3 | 7

[D&D] GM asks (of Tharl), "This is the kobold nearest you?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I have no idea which one it is that hit me with the glue."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I think they have both hit you with glue at some point"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "the farther one hit you more recently"

[D&D] GM says, "The one farthest from you hit you the last time."

[D&D] Tharl says, "OK, then the closer one."

GM says, "Okay, well, you got him."

GM says, "He's not dead, but he's not in good shape, either."

[D&D] Jourdain asks (of Tharl), "hey, can you see where those stairs go?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Good question."

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "I mean, can you use them to get onto the other platform?"

[D&D] Jourdain asks, "or can you just walk there?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "I think I can just walk there."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I asked earlier and he said it went straight across."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh ok"

GM displays the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says, "Oh, right."

Tharl advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KOBOLDSLINGER2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says, "Nothing much else I can do without moving."

GM says, "That kobold slinger on the platform opposite Tharl doesn't look too happy. Except he's no longer looking at Tharl. This time he's looking... AT JOURDAIN."

GM says, "And hits him..."

GM says, "...with glue. Ick."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KOBOLDSLINGER1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Are these balls of glue flung with a sling?"

GM exclaims, "This kobold, meanwhile, likes that kobold's style, and sets his sights (or, rather, his sling's sights) on Raderig!"

Raderig says, "aieee"

Jourdain says, "nooo"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Oh, I guess they're tanglefoot bags."

GM says, "And hits HIM, too..."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Or at least equivalent."

GM exclaims, "...for five damage!"

Raderig says, "ow."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) JOURDAN(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says (to Jourdain), "Your turn to roll to save."

[D&D] Raderig says, "officially bloodied for the first time! hooray."

Jourdain rolls 1d20: 5 | 5

Jourdain says, "grr, stupid glue"

GM says, "This glue is still pretty tacky."

GM says, "And I don't mean because it was developed last season."

Jourdain says, "I guess I can still throw a dagger at that dude"

Jourdain says, "so that is what I will do"

Jourdain says, "(slinger 1)"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 6 | 14

GM asks, "Versus reflex?"

Jourdain says, "no, vs AC"

GM exclaims, "You hit!"

Jourdain says, "hooray"

Jourdain rolls 1d4+4: 4 | 8

Jourdain says, "ker-thwock"

GM says, "He staggers around a little bit, but is still standing. Barely."

Jourdain says, "then I draw another dagger and am done"

Jourdain advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) RADERIG(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Raderig exclaims, "Aroight, yew!"

Raderig calls fiery divine death upon the crappy kobold.

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 3 | 7

GM asks, "Which one?"

GM says, "Wait, it doesn't matter."

[D&D] Raderig says, "IT DOESN'T MATTER OH MY GOD"

GM says, "NEVER mind."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

[D&D] Raderig says, "I need to train up on that"

Raderig speaks a word of healing directed at himself.

[D&D] Jourdain says, "whoops, I guess here comes the rock on a string guy"

[D&D] Raderig says, "(unless someone else is worse off than me?)"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Is he wearing a prosthetic forehead?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "I don't think so"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "he's a kobold, his forehead looks like that normally"

Raderig rolls 1d6+4: 5 | 9

[D&D] Tharl says, "I am in pretty good shape aside from the whole 'cannot actually reach any kobolds from here' thing."

Raderig recuperates some healths.

[D&D] Raderig says (to Tharl), "Yeah, I was also trying to get you a free saving throw, but I missed the kobold"

Raderig advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KOBOLDMINION2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "Yep, this is the rare variety of Rock Kobold. Which, you may not have been aware, likes attacking... KARIBEL."

GM says, "But does not, apparently, like hitting him."

[D&D] Raderig says, "we totally need to kill Roger's character while he's not here. It's tradition."

GM says, "The rock sails back to the kobold who catches it, not very happily."

Jourdain says, "that is Karibel's favorite kind of kobold"

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) KARIBEL(2)

Jourdain says, "Karibel advances forward and then blasts those guys with more fire"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 13 | 17

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 8 | 12

Jourdain says, "both vs reflex"

Jourdain rolls 1d6+4: 2 | 6

GM asks (of Karibel), "Which are these, I'm sorry?"

Jourdain says, "minion with rock and slinger #2"

Jourdain says, "for 6 damage, if they're hit"

GM says, "The slinger is not hit."

GM says, "The minion is."

GM says, "And... well..."

Jourdain says, "oHO"

GM says, "They must be well trained for this."

GM says, "I mean, granted, they're kobolds, so they don't have much in the way of life expectancy anyway."

Jourdain says, "spending days up on the little platform drilling away"

GM says, "But this guy, like his brother, is really something special."

GM says, "Just before he collapses, he shoves the ball with all of his might out into the center of the room."

GM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

[D&D] Raderig says, "they're like those guys who blow up after you kill them in Deus Ex"

GM says, "Another kobold rushes up the stairs..."

GM exclaims, "...and catches the stone as it sails back!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "wow, stylish"

Raderig roars!

[D&D] Tharl says, "That's one amazingly fast kobold."

GM registers KoboldMinion4 at init 18.

GM advances the initiative: THARL(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldMinion4(18) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Tharl says, "Especially to do all that in the middle of Karibel's initiative turn."

Tharl rolls 1d20: 8 | 8

Tharl throws another hammer at the nearest kobold.

Tharl rolls 1d20+6: 10 | 16

GM says, "This glue seems to be a lot stronger than the last stuff you were hit with."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "he had a readied action"

Tharl rolls 1d6+1: 5 | 6

GM says, "That kobold, though, is now a lot deader than he was a few seconds ago."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ready TO BE ANNOYING"

Tharl advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KOBOLDSLINGER2(20) KoboldMinion4(18) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

[D&D] Jourdain says, "woot"

GM says, "This kobold likes the way things worked last time, so tries for a repeat engagement..."

GM exclaims, "...of PAIN against Raderig!"

GM exclaims, "And hits!"

GM exclaims, "For five damage!"

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KOBOLDMINION4(18) KoboldSlinger1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

Raderig says, "oh waily waily, the pain"

GM says, "The kobold with the stone just stands there."

GM says, "He has a very confused look on his face."

GM says, "Well, he's a kobold, so he always does. But I mean more than usual."

Jourdain says, "so many delicious targets"

GM says, "He looks around, even steps as far as he can toward the edge of the platform."

GM says, "He looks around, then, with a frustrated expression on his face, moves back where he was."

GM says, "But, for some strange reason, he does nothing else."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldMinion4(18) KOBOLDSLINGER1(16) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM removes KoboldSlinger1 from the initiative list.

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldMinion4(18) JOURDAN(15) Raderig(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM says, "Sorry about that, forgot he died."

Jourdain says, "I guess I will throw a dagger at the dude with the stone"

Jourdain says, "they've got to run out of extra dudes eventually"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+8: 7 | 15

Jourdain says, "15 vs reflex"

Jourdain says, "er, AC, sorry"

GM says, "Well, it hits him."

GM says, "Quite literally, between the eyes."

Tharl says, "They could be breeding back there."

GM says, "And he goes down."

Jourdain says, "thunk"

GM says, "But."

Tharl asks, "How quickly do kobolds hatch?"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "maybe there's a monster generator"

GM says, "With his final ounce of (lame) strength, he shoves the stone out into the center of the room, just as he'd (apparently), been trained."

GM says, "It sails out into the main part of the room and then..."

GM says, "...floats back."

GM says, "But with no one to catch it, it doesn't stay there either."

Jourdain says, "ha ha"

GM says, "It bobs back and forth a bit, until it finally comes to a rest... dead center over the middle of the room."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I guess there's some sort of special program where they teach them how to do that while all the other kobolds are jogging and eating their Wheaties to build up HP."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "How many kobolds are left? Just the one slinger?"

Jourdain says, "I guess this answers whether they run of kobolds before I ran out of daggers"

[D&D] GM says, "Yes."

Jourdain says, "oh, also I try to break out of the glue"

Jourdain rolls 1d20: 14 | 14

Jourdain says, "ker smash"

GM says, "Good going."

Jourdain says, "flexing my tiny halfling muscles"

Jourdain advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) KoboldMinion4(18) Jourdan(15) RADERIG(9) KoboldMinion2(8) Karibel(2)

GM removes KoboldMinion2 from the initiative list.

Raderig says, "again with the flames"

GM removes KoboldMinion4 from the initiative list.

Raderig rolls 1d20+4: 13 | 17

GM exclaims, "Again with the death!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "omg woot"

GM says, "Or at least the damage, let's see how much you do."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hey, there's an unusual occurence"

Raderig rolls 1d6+4: 3 | 7

GM says, "Okay, he's not quite dead yet, but he ain't far off."

Raderig exclaims, "Tharl! Try to break free!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "(you get a free saving throw)"

Tharl rolls 1d20: 14 | 14

GM says, "FINALLY."

Tharl exclaims, "I'M FREE!"

Raderig exclaims, "Atta boy!"

Tharl exclaims, "FREE AT LAST!"

Raderig advances the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KARIBEL(2)

Tharl exclaims, "THANK GREAT BAHAMUT, I'M FREE AT LAST!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yeeeah teamwork"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

Raderig says, "Hey, hey, thank Erathis, buddy"

Tharl says, "Oh, right."

Tharl exclaims, "THANK ERATHIS, I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Jourdain says, "Karibel perceives the encounter will be over soon, and hastens to use his chill touch power before that"

Jourdain rolls 1d20+4: 16 | 20

Jourdain rolls 2d8+4: 5 2 | 11

Jourdain says, "11 points of damage, assuming 20 versus fort hits"

GM exclaims, "That kobold is so angry, he's burning up!"

GM says, "Wait."

[D&D] Tharl says, "That red X looks like a hit alright."

GM says, "No, he's angry BECAUSE he's burning up."

GM says, "That's what I meant."

[D&D] Raderig says, "heh heh"

Jourdain says, "no, because he's cooling down"

[D&D] Tharl says (to Jourdain), "It's a fever."

GM says, "Or he was angry. Because now he's finished burning, and is pretty darn dead."

[D&D] Tharl says, "From being out in the cold."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "oh I see"

Tharl rifles through the dead slingers pockets to collect their glueballs.

Raderig says, "Och."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Plus an apostrophe.)"

GM says (to Tharl), "You find one on the first one, but on the second one, all the glue melted."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "you climbing up on the platform was awesome"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Thanks."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "in terms of kicking their plan's ass"

[D&D] Tharl says, "The numbers were pretty lucky there."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I'd've probably gotten glued to the wall if I hadn't had enough move to make it all the way up."

[D&D] Raderig says, "that battle went pretty quickly"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yeah"

[D&D] Tharl exclaims (at Raderig), "Yeah, we made it through two whole encounters in one session!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "heh :)"

Raderig exclaims, "Alright!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hmm, so two hours per encounter? I guess we're getting our time down"

Tharl hefts a glue ball in his hand, wondering if throwing it is more a matter of finesse or brute strength.

[D&D] Tharl says, "(I.e. should I keep it or give it to Jourdain?)"

GM displays the initiative: Tharl(23) KoboldSlinger2(20) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KARIBEL(2)

GM removes KoboldSlinger2 from the initiative list.

GM says, "Anyway, so what do you all want to do now? Tharl is up on the platform, but it looks like everyone else is still down on ground level."

[D&D] Raderig says, "Let's try getting through this door. Or something."

Jourdain asks (of Tharl), "hey, can you get this door un-barred?"

Tharl says, "I'll see if I can get those doors open from the other side."

Tharl goes down the stairs.

GM says, "Okay, Tharl goes down the stairs."

[D&D] Tharl asks (of DM), "Is the attack roll for throwing the blue ball strength or dexterity based?"

[D&D] Tharl says, "Ha."

GM says, "Basically, this is just the continuation of the room you were just in."

[D&D] Raderig says, "ouch, blue ball."

[D&D] GM says, "Dexterity, I would say."

GM says, "Except for one feature."

[D&D] Tharl says, "I see I have more to worry about than I thought I did."

GM says, "Two guard drakes."

GM registers GuardDrake1 at init 21.

GM registers GuardDrake2 at init 18.

Tharl shouts (to the others), "DRAKES!"

[D&D] Raderig says, "oh dear."

Raderig exclaims, "What's a drake!"

[D&D] Jourdain says, "yeep"

Jourdain says, "like a dragon, but smaller"

Tharl exclaims, "IT'S HALF A DRAGON!"

Raderig exclaims, "Oh no!"

GM says, "Everyone outside the door hears a muffled scream, but they can't quite tell what is being said."

[D&D] Raderig says, "oops."

GM says, "That's a pretty thick door."

GM says, "And the rest of the walls are stone, so."

Jourdain asks, "are they just loose and running around, or tied up?"

GM says (to Jourdain), "Is what loose and running around? You can't see anything except two of your teammates."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Unbarring a door is a minor action, right?"

Jourdain says, "well, ok"

[D&D] GM says, "Sure."

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Is it my turn?"

GM displays the initiative: Tharl(23) GuardDrake1(21) GuardDrake2(18) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) KARIBEL(2)

GM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

GM advances the initiative: THARL(23) GuardDrake1(21) GuardDrake2(18) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) Karibel(2)

GM exclaims, "It is now!"

Tharl shifts south. Then you hear something banging or scraping against the door as Tharl unbars it.

[D&D] Raderig says, "Man, *everything's* like a dragon but smaller around here"

[D&D] Raderig says, "kobolds, drakes, Tharl"

GM says, "Jourdain watches in amazement as the huge doors in front of him slowly open..."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "hee hee"

[D&D] Tharl says, "That's my move and my minor. I shall now use my standard to try to kill a drake."

Jourdain says, "whoah"

GM exclaims, "...revealing Tharl and two guard drakes behind, locked in mortal combat!"

Tharl rolls 1d20+7: 9 | 16

[Crows-Nest] Raderig says, ""Get over here!""

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Does anyone else hear the gladiator music from Star Trke?"

[D&D] Tharl asks, "Trek, I mean?"

[D&D] GM asks (of Tharl), "Sorry, what are you doing right now?"

[D&D] GM asks, "With the roll?"

[D&D] Tharl says (to GM), "Standard attack versus AC."

[D&D] Tharl says, "Attacking the drake adjacent to me."

[D&D] Tharl says, "(Standard melee, I should say.)"

GM exclaims, "Tharl smacks the guard drake!"

Tharl rolls 1d10+4: 7 | 11

GM says, "But for how much damage? Hmm."

GM says, "Eleven? That's ridiculous. That's not even funny."

GM says, "Especially to the guard drake."

[D&D] Jourdain says, "ha ha"

Tharl advances the initiative: Tharl(23) GUARDDRAKE1(21) GuardDrake2(18) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) Karibel(2)

GM says, "The drake rushes up to Tharl..."

GM exclaims, "...and bites!"

[Crows-Nest] Tharl says, "Ah, they have learned to charge."

GM says, "But, alas, can't pierce Tharl's thick armor. Or skin. Whatever. No damage is the point."

GM advances the initiative: Tharl(23) GuardDrake1(21) GUARDDRAKE2(18) Jourdan(15) Raderig(9) Karibel(2)

Tharl exclaims, "Down! Down, boy!"

GM says, "The other drake, however, does much better."

GM exclaims, "He bites deep into Tharl!"

GM says, "For..."

GM says, "Wow."

GM says, "Eleven damage. That's ridiculous. That's not even funny. Especially to Tharl."

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